April 24 2010 - you won't like it.
Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 00:56
So apparently there are these two Mexican guys (could be Spanish, I don't know. It's not important) stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are just about to lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath...
"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis Mi amigo...what ees it? "
"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...Ees...
ees...
ees...
ees...
ees a ham bush...."
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath...
"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis Mi amigo...what ees it? "
"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...Ees...
ees...
ees...
ees...
ees a ham bush...."
