Heartland

...is the ability to rain explosive death half a kilometre off in seconds.

...is a Dukla Prague away kit

a bit early for this sorta shit ChiliPepper FingerDick Man, calm doon FFS

James Blast wrote:a bit early for this sorta shit ChiliPepper FingerDick Man, calm doon FFS

Dear Jim'll Fix-It

My bestest friend in the whole world, James BlastyNappies, already has a pony and a scalextric and a football and a Kevin Keegan tracksuit and a racing bike and an atari, but he says that what he really wants for christmas is a really good solid kick in the goollies. Please help him out.

Thanks

Eevil b'Stard (Miss)
Age 12 3/4

calm doon FFS (slight return)

EvilBastard wrote:...is the ability to rain explosive death half a kilometre off in seconds.

Or what about one of these?

...Is the same as I've always wanted since 1981;