Happy Birthday EvilBastard

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Quiff Boy
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All the best :D

Hope you're not thinking of leaving the country anytime soon - you need to let your red flag expire :lol:

8)
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Silver_Owl
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Happy birthday mate. You're not bad for an Evil Bastard.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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'ave a magic day EB
Cheers.
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Quiff Boy
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Happy birthday mate. You're not bad for an Evil Bastard.
just don't go for a drink in the lower east side with him :lol: :wink:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Happy birthday mate. You're not bad for an Evil Bastard.
just don't go for a drink in the lower east side with him :lol: :wink:
I've seen Last Exit To Brooklyn.
Were sailors involved? :eek:
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Happy birthday Oh Evil One! :notworthy:
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Happy Birthday!
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Were sailors involved? :eek:
and tinkers, tailors, soldiers, spies... ...even a few gypsies tramps & thieves.

anything goes down that neck of the woods ;)
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Happy Birthday!
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In my defence I was the only one drinking - Mr & Mrs. Quiff bizarrely took the view that Budweiser qualified as beer and were sipping it as genteely as your granny taking tea at a garden-party :lol:

And Unkle Blastypants - there will be trouble... :twisted:
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A very evil birthday to you bastard! :lol:

Hope you have a wonderful day & evening.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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James Blast
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leave my PANTS outta this Bastard!

what comes between a man and his PANTS is private ;D
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Happy birthday EB!
"as we walk on the floodland"
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Congrats ;-)
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Appi Burfdi :D
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James Blast
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Debaser wrote:Appi Burfdi :D
Ocht! you're just saying that :P

howya doin sweet thaang? :D
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James Blast wrote:
Debaser wrote:Appi Burfdi :D
Ocht! you're just saying that :P

howya doin sweet thaang? :D
OI!!! I'm nice and polite me. :evil:

I is just peachy keen, fanqueue.
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Happy Birthday Mr Baaa-Stud :notworthy:

Well it's the best I can come up with on a Friday evening!
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James Blast
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ach, that auld thing pfffff... :lol:
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Happy Birthday frome here too ... :D ...
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James Blast
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now, you really are just saying that
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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Happy Birthday
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Happy B Day
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