Heartland

Posted: **25 May 2010, 15:25**

Why can't he just sit down

At least that leaves the slot wide open for

Posted: **25 May 2010, 15:41**

No Spine on the Horizon
Vertebrae Bloody Vertebrae

Posted: **25 May 2010, 15:43**

James Blast wrote:No Spine on the Horizon
Vertebrae Bloody Vertebrae

It's a beautiful (verte)brae.

Posted: **25 May 2010, 15:46**

Bonio injured his arse when his head disappeared up it.

Posted: **25 May 2010, 15:55**

Coldplay? No thanks.

KoL? Aren't they bored of festivals, now?

Dopey Rascal? No. That smug grin is hard to bear at the best of times. Bonkers? Bog off.

Kylie? All teeth-and-hair.

So that leaves the Stones supporting Led Zep

Imagine the sales of T-shirts at Top Shop

All of the above said, I'm not going - so what does my opinion count?

Heartland

Bongo can't do the congo

Bongo can't do the congo