Heartland

I've just had the best laugh in ages Black Shuk on another thread believes that my avatar is a picture of me. To anyone else labouring under this misconception allow me...it's that comedic god amongst men Mark Gatiss, formerly in character as Iris Krall currently in character as Mickey M. Michaels aka Mickey 'Love'.

I'm better looking than Mark Gatiss in his various league of Gentlemen guises. Trust me.

meanwhile i had that avatar:

http://www.hot.ee/wremjasaade/4o_zorro%20face.jpg

it's a personality called Zorro from one estonian TV-comedy.

damn', now i saw another - even better pic of him:

http://www.hot.ee/wremjasaade/zorro7.jpg

It's sooo lovely. Mr. QuiffBoy - could you help me changing my face again?

<------------ Me. Yesterday.

nice one cell three

For f**k's sake.

Erm, just to confirm, I was only joking, Karin, I didn't mean any offense or anyhing. I have a strange sense of homour.

I also love the league of Gentlemen - who doesn't?

Black Shuk wrote:Erm, just to confirm, I was only joking, Karin, I didn't mean any offense or anyhing. I have a strange sense of homour.

I also love the league of Gentlemen - who doesn't?

erm, me

err, what are bingo wings? or should i not ask?

Black Shuk wrote:Erm, just to confirm, I was only joking, Karin, I didn't mean any offense or anyhing. I have a strange sense of homour.

I also love the league of Gentlemen - who doesn't?

Only joking my arse


@ Quiff. Bingo Wings are untoned triceps which jiggle and flap especially when a woman of a certain age jumps up to cry "HOUSE"

I can see that a lot of you have new avatars. So, I keep mine for a while

And that has exactly WHAT to do with bingo wings ?

karin wrote:And that has exactly WHAT to do with bingo wings ?

Well, there must be some kind of connection.

rian wrote:

karin wrote:And that has exactly WHAT to do with bingo wings ?

Well, there must be some kind of connection.

have you got bingo wings rian?

karin wrote: @ Quiff. Bingo Wings are untoned triceps which jiggle and flap especially when a woman of a certain age jumps up to cry "HOUSE"

Oh my!

I've been away a while...I really do get so frustrated at home because my hamster driven poot doesn't like Heartland ... sob..

and then I kinda got hooked up in doing real work at school... sob....

Anyway, today I don't give a monkley's chuff about kids, planning or putting up displays....

SAM!! that is one cool piccie, me like. Did you do it? fablious stuff.

Debaser

rian wrote:

karin wrote:And that has exactly WHAT to do with bingo wings ?

Well, there must be some kind of connection.

Sorry Rian - P.M.T . It's well vicious in my old age, must be my body's way of telling me to make the most of it.

Debaser wrote:
SAM!! that is one cool piccie, me like. Did you do it? fablious stuff.

Debaser

I sho'did! It's s'posed to be me! He he!

Debaser wrote:
I've been away a while...I really do get so frustrated at home because my hamster driven poot doesn't like Heartland ... sob..

Debaser

You should upgrade yer hamster to a cuppla gerbils... they'll *love* Heartland!

Just on a technical note, computers have never been hamster powered. It's gnomes that do all the work. Always has been. On the topic of faster computers, scientists have been able to refine the combination of viagra and speed fed to the wee people that has enabled to do more things faster.

hallucienate wrote:Just on a technical note, computers have never been hamster powered. It's gnomes that do all the work. Always has been. On the topic of faster computers, scientists have been able to refine the combination of viagra and speed fed to the wee people that has enabled to do more things faster.

well what about all these bloody bugs and worms and things then?
Where do insects come into the equation? Last time I looked in mine I saw a spider living there I kinda assumed he was something to do with me modem, so I left 'im to it

not that I'm an aged technophobe or anything

worms aren't insects.

bugs and the like eat gnomes. they are very dangerous and will slow down the computer.

The spider is probably a good thing as spiders eat bugs. He's probably your anti-virus thingy

so, just how do you switch this thing off?

Quiff Boy wrote:so, just how do you switch this thing off?

That's a comment made by my hippie brother when my Mom handed him her mobile phone to chat to me.

The off button on a computer dims the lights inside the computer so that the gnomes think it's bed-time and go to sleep. honest.

hallucienate wrote:worms aren't insects.

true - consider my wrist slapped

but, but, but ......I always get confused between dune and naked lunch too.

bugs and the like eat gnomes. they are very dangerous and will slow down the computer.

ah, but my computer isn't portable, it just sits there and says I'm a computer, i will wait until you have just finished that 20 page report you've forgotten to save and then when you press Crtl P..........I will crash .

The spider is probably a good thing as spiders eat bugs. He's probably your anti-virus thingy

see, see, see..........I said I was a technophobe. Silly me I thought it was there building me web thingy

paint it black wrote: ah, but my computer isn't portable, it just sits there and says I'm a computer, i will wait until you have just finished that 20 page report you've forgotten to save and then when you press Crtl P..........I will crash .

That is what we in the industry call "wet-ware issues" or "I-D-10-T problems" or my favourite "POBKAC" (problem occurs between keyboard and chair). You know the gnomes aren't happy with their plight and tend to go on stike at the exact time you don't want them to.

see, see, see..........I said I was a technophobe. Silly me I thought it was there building me web thingy

that'd be multi tasking,quite possible with those new conjointed-gnomes they're coming out with now.

karin wrote:

rian wrote:

karin wrote:And that has exactly WHAT to do with bingo wings ?

Well, there must be some kind of connection.

Sorry Rian - P.M.T . It's well vicious in my old age, must be my body's way of telling me to make the most of it.