from dominion (taken without permission, so shoot me)
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i agree with the sheff bit, but not sure about the land of lard being the
entire north of england, after all, von's only made it north of leeds 2
or 3 times in his life.
i guess the only person who really knows is von, and since he is unable
to communicate with us, mere pond life, in any way, shape, or form, we'll
never know!
as a side note, shopping with von must be really really, erm,
interesting. i reckon he's get a glove puppet called mr waterlily and the
conversation goes a little something like this:
von enters shop with mr waterlily, stands at counter waiting for the pond
life (or shop assistant as we know em):
von: so mr waterlily, could you enquire as to weather these 'things' can
furnish us with the provisions we require for tonights festivities.
mr waterlily: oi!! scumbag, 2 bottles of vodka and a loaf of bread pronto
tonto.
von: thankyou mr waterlily, we may now retire from this drab location.
mr waterlily: here's your f**king money leeching scumbag, go on, p*ss
off.
etc etc etc.
or how else does he communicate with pond life??? answers on a postcard
please to: the reptile house, blah blah blah!!!
ok pond life, your turn...
dan
"Lay me down the long white line, Leave the sirens far behind me, Paint
my name in black and gold, My heart my flame my heart my road,
My
http://heartland.dc-hosting.net/ fade across the line..."
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i couldn't agree more!!!
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