Heartland

I was sitting at home, bored, the other night, and thought I would watch a DVD. Fortunately my new neighbour, Mr. Richard Astley, has a huge collection of animated films, so I popped next door to see if I could borrow one. He said I could have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo,




























"but I’m never gonna give you Up.�

Oh dear

And as a result of listening to Who Killed Sgt. Pepper for the last 3 days straight, I give you...

Q. Why are there no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre?
































A. Because the punchline's too long.

I went on Dragon's Den the other day looking for cash for my bakery. It was all going marvellously until they asked me what kind of turnover I was making and I said "apple".

markfiend wrote:I went on Dragon's Den the other day looking for cash for my bakery. It was all going marvellously until they asked me what kind of turnover I was making and I said "apple".

ba-dum TISH!