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Here is a question posted in interviews with musicians in Canada's very own Exclaim Magazine. I thought it was a good question to post.

asking what was the first record you bought

Well it had to be asked, i was gonna put Micheal Jackson's Thriller Lp and and Live Kiss, but then I remembered. Yes, It was long time ago on a bald headed plain far, far away.

You want the best? You got the best! The hottest band in the world...

Swine flu. Also 2012. Fukken fearmongering!

What do you think everyone should shut up about?

Since you ask:

Moronic reality TV shows and any TV show that involves "judges" (X Factor, America's New Top Facile Cokehead etc), Terry Pratchett (talking animals are neither big nor clever, and the infantile joke's gone on way too long), that c**t of a "Pastor" in the US who's gobbling up his 15 minutes of fame by threatening to burn books, Wayne Rooney (especially the sexual escapades of this very, very, ugly man), England's 2010 World Cup defeat (inevitable), England's 1966 World Cup victory (ancient history), World War II (when mentioned in relationship to Football or EU politics), the "War on Terror", the "War on Drugs", any other "wars" against emotions or inanimate objects, David Cameron, David Cameron's wife, David Cameron's child, your "right" not to be offended (f**k off!), Creationism (Blatant Lies), "Intelligent Design" (Desperate Lies), Religion in general (if you want to believe in your special sky fairy then that's fine, but just f**king shut up about it - as soon as the possibility of your religion being "offended" threatens my freedom of expression then you're the enemy), Soap Operas (all of them), your baby (I really don't give a flying f**k that you've shat out a child, and no, it's doesn't "entitle" you anything - you just f**ked and gave birth like a billion people before you), 98% of all music and 99% off all "musical artistes", Davina McCall, Tony Blair (c**t), Peter Mandelson (c**t), the EDL (fascist c**t), 3D films, Cheryl Cole, and people getting "offended" (in full adolescent drama queen mode) by stuff people post on the internet.

Still, it's nice to just chat.

lazarus corporation wrote:

What do you think everyone should shut up about?

Since you ask:

Moronic reality TV shows and any TV show that involves "judges" (X Factor, America's New Top Facile Cokehead etc), Terry Pratchett (talking animals are neither big nor clever, and the infantile joke's gone on way too long), that c**t of a "Pastor" in the US who's gobbling up his 15 minutes of fame by threatening to burn books, Wayne Rooney (especially the sexual escapades of this very, very, ugly man), England's 2010 World Cup defeat (inevitable), England's 1966 World Cup victory (ancient history), World War II (when mentioned in relationship to Football or EU politics), the "War on Terror", the "War on Drugs", any other "wars" against emotions or inanimate objects, David Cameron, David Cameron's wife, David Cameron's child, your "right" not to be offended (f**k off!), Creationism (Blatant Lies), "Intelligent Design" (Desperate Lies), Religion in general (if you want to believe in your special sky fairy then that's fine, but just f**king shut up about it - as soon as the possibility of your religion being "offended" threatens my freedom of expression then you're the enemy), Soap Operas (all of them), your baby (I really don't give a flying f**k that you've shat out a child, and no, it's doesn't "entitle" you anything - you just f**ked and gave birth like a billion people before you), 98% of all music and 99% off all "musical artistes", Davina McCall, Tony Blair (c**t), Peter Mandelson (c**t), the EDL (fascist c**t), 3D films, Cheryl Cole, and people getting "offended" (in full adolescent drama queen mode) by stuff people post on the internet.

I like you.

Can I add Fern Cotton to that list? In fact add Celebrity news.

Maisey wrote:Can I add Fern Cotton to that list? In fact add Celebrity news.

I only stopped typing because

1. my fingers started hurting
2. I have to go to bed at some point tonight (probably when the wine runs out)

In ideal conditions I could probably keep adding to that list indefinitely.

One more Terry-bash and I'll go ook on your arse, Paul!

IZ.

lazarus corporation wrote:

Maisey wrote:Can I add Fern Cotton to that list? In fact add Celebrity news.

I only stopped typing because

1. my fingers started hurting
2. I have to go to bed at some point tonight (probably when the wine runs out)

In ideal conditions I could probably keep adding to that list indefinitely.

I wanna have a drink and a rant with you!

The next release

Ooh, let's see..

Margaret Thatcher. Seriously, she's not had a hand in government for 20 years, and yet people [/i]still blame her for their lives being s**t? Take a look at what party has been in power for most of the two decades since.
Global Warming/ Carbon Trading. This century's version of "White Guilt". Same old suspects handing out the begging bowl. Doesn't stop them spending their money on armaments, or a nuclear arms race rather than flood defences though (I'm looking at you, Pakistan..).
The War on Terror. When an Afghan forces his wife to wear a burqha, beats her, forces his daughter to marry, or kills her for looking at the wrong type of Muslim, it's outrageous and British soldiers should die to stop it. When it happens in Britain, it's cultural and requires sensitive handling. By the previous logic we should bomb the East End, Bradford, and Birmingham.
House prices. When they go up, it is a BAD thing, dumbasses. Who do you think is going to buy them at their current giddy heights?
Bankers bonuses. Did you move your account to the Nationwide, Co-Op, or any of the other banks who didn't take insane risks after the crash? No? Shut up complaining then.
"That time of the month". If in truth your hormones really do make you not responsible for your words and actions for a week, please take that week off and stay at home. Don't come in to work and make my life miserable.
Islamophobia. A phobia is a medically recognised condition. No ones develops hives or breaks out into a panic sweat at the sight of a big fuzzy beard. There are however, people who dislike the message of your religion. Debate their points with them. Accept their points when valid. Do not use this pathetic term to avoid answering awkward questions.
Homophobia. Again, largely doesn't exist. There are however, those who believe homosexuality is morally wrong. Again, debate, accept that sometimes the gay community shoots itself in the foot, don't shriek and protest outside peoples homes dressed as Nana Miskouri and Anna-Frid from Abba.
Wayne/Colleen Rooney. Cro-magnon who can kick a ball in the right-ish direction except when wearing a white shirt, and his pram faced talent vacuum of a wife. At least the Beckhams were pretty to look at and were fairly amiable.
"Sherlock". It might be brilliant, but I'm so sick of hearing about it I now never want to see a single episode. Plus the leads name offends me. Benedict Cumberbatch sounds too Tolkienesque for words.
The word "Fascist". People should read what it actually means. It makes people sound like Ben Elton during the 80's, or Rik from "The Young Ones" when people just throw it about. There's not a single party or group in Britain that comes close to being it.

Really quite remarkably intolerant of others, aren't I..?

DeWinter wrote: .....and his pram faced talent vacuum of a wife. At least the Beckhams were pretty to look at and were fairly amiable.

Fecking sport.
So you go fast on foot. Big flipping deal... I have a car, it is faster.

conspiracy theories *yawn*

iPhones, Twitter, Facebook and their ilk. I mean, am I turning into an old fart or what? In my day we were happy with a walkman, a VCR, an Airfix plane and a remote controlled car.

- TV
- sports (yeah)
- Steve Jobs
- neverending pro/contra cosmopolitanism and tolerance chitchat without having any connection to this stuff wich leads me directly to:
- couch potatoe and regulars' table debates
- celebrities
- talking about everything was better "back then"

lazarus corporation wrote:

What do you think everyone should shut up about?

Since you ask:

Moronic reality TV shows and any TV show that involves "judges" (X Factor, America's New Top Facile Cokehead etc), Terry Pratchett (talking animals are neither big nor clever, and the infantile joke's gone on way too long), that c**t of a "Pastor" in the US who's gobbling up his 15 minutes of fame by threatening to burn books, Wayne Rooney (especially the sexual escapades of this very, very, ugly man), England's 2010 World Cup defeat (inevitable), England's 1966 World Cup victory (ancient history), World War II (when mentioned in relationship to Football or EU politics), the "War on Terror", the "War on Drugs", any other "wars" against emotions or inanimate objects, David Cameron, David Cameron's wife, David Cameron's child, your "right" not to be offended (f**k off!), Creationism (Blatant Lies), "Intelligent Design" (Desperate Lies), Religion in general (if you want to believe in your special sky fairy then that's fine, but just f**king shut up about it - as soon as the possibility of your religion being "offended" threatens my freedom of expression then you're the enemy), Soap Operas (all of them), your baby (I really don't give a flying f**k that you've shat out a child, and no, it's doesn't "entitle" you anything - you just f**ked and gave birth like a billion people before you), 98% of all music and 99% off all "musical artistes", Davina McCall, Tony Blair (c**t), Peter Mandelson (c**t), the EDL (fascist c**t), 3D films, Cheryl Cole, and people getting "offended" (in full adolescent drama queen mode) by stuff people post on the internet.

Yeah! What he said except for soap operas especially Corrie. And I'd add bottom-feeding media types on the the list of those who should f**k off and drown in a vat of their own self generated s**t.

Cats....Runs and hides....

abridged wrote:Cats....Runs and hides....

over here Bro, I'm with ya, wee baisturts wan and aw

Asking bloody questions!

people can go on about whatever they please as long as i don't have to listen.

so there!

you here again lou?

why, of course i am!

what better way to spend a saturday night than to post pish on teh interwebs?