Heartland

So i grew up going to school in one of those Catholic Institutions...It turns out the place was actually called something, something, " The Sisters Of Mercy", It was more like "The Sisters Of Little or No Mercy". In fact , that's my cover band name from this point on....

Sorry if its not funny, just a relevant, if not interesting, tidbit......

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How do make drum roll sounds?

Try again....So this guy walks into a psychiatrists office wrapped in saran wrap from head to toe. The Psychiatrist sees this and says' to him, "So I can clearly see you're nuts....

My favourite Tommy Cooper joke....

This bloke walks into a pet shop and says to the shop keeper " Id like to buy a wasp please".
"Sorry mate" says the shop keeper "we don't sell wasps"
What you talking about?" says the bloke "There's one in the window..."

You want one of these, then.