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After 3/4 of a bottle of Jameson's and injesting several jazz cigarretes I had a very amusing discussion regarding the above a few nights ago.

Basically, you can invite 4 people (alive or dead to a dinner party) - not including friends or family.

I chose (I think );

The Dalai Lama
Bill Hicks
Hitler
Chris Morris

No rhyme or reason. I just figured they would have an interesting debate. One has to assume Hitler can speak English fairly well.

Interested to know who you'd invite....

they do this in our local rag every week. brings out some less obvious guests

ItnAklipse,
James Blast,
Being645, and
the mad bint with the green biro

I'll bring the beer and the tunes

@ PIB:

Bruce Lee
Amanda Lear
Sigmund Freud
Chris Pontius

Hmm, well, assuming we can't invite fictional people..

Neil Gaiman
P.G Wodehouse
Noel Cowerd
Terry Pratchett
Charles Dickens
Rik Mayall
Marilyn Monroe (to add some neurotic but stunning eye-candy)

Lux Interior
Walt Disney
Ray Winstone
Kenneth Williams

paint it black wrote:they do this in our local rag every week. brings out some less obvious guests

ItnAklipse,
James Blast,
Being645, and
the mad bint with the green biro

I'll bring the beer and the tunes

...and the crash helment?

Personally a good dinner party would be me, my DVD collection, and a few bottles of something with a kick.

Lolly Badcock, Angel Long, Cate Harrington and Holly Dee.

paint it black wrote:they do this in our local rag every week. brings out some less obvious guests

ItnAklipse,
James Blast,
Being645, and
the mad bint with the green biro

I'll bring the beer and the tunes

i shall be honoured to carry out the waitressing duties

Norman Hunter wrote:Lolly Badcock, Angel Long, Cate Harrington and Holly Dee.

Forget dinner. Straight to the dessert.

I had great fun googling who they were.

Me
Me
Me
John Pertwee

Hom_Corleone wrote:I had great fun googling who they were.

Hopefully not at work.

Norman Hunter wrote:

Hom_Corleone wrote:I had great fun googling who they were.

Hopefully not at work.

Yes actually. I even had to turn safe search to off.

Chairman Bux wrote:Me
Me
Me
John Pertwee

I imagine Timsinister has probably had one or two wet dreams along those lines. Presumably Jon Pertwee had arranged some timeline crossing to make it possible.

Assuming that the dinner party should have an equal mix of chaps and girls...

Henry Kissinger (cute accent, terrifying intellect)
Edward Said (he and Henry have a lot to talk about)
Benazir Bhutto
Lucretia Borgia (she won't be allowed anywhere near the kitchen, though!)

The cook, the thief, his wife and her lover.

I will not be eatiing any delicacies

iain banks
david cronenberg
mike williams
nigella lawson (cos i can't cook)

LouLou wrote:iain banks
david cronenberg
mike williams
nigella lawson (cos i can't cook)

Do you mean the Mike Williams who sits next to me at work?
Good choice.

if the eyehategod singer (provided you can call it singing, that is) mike williams is otherwise occupied, your colleague is most welcome to tag along



edit - how does he fare in the table manners department?

LouLou wrote:if the eyehategod singer (provided you can call it singing, that is) mike williams is otherwise occupied, your colleague is most welcome to tag along



edit - how does he fare in the table manners department?

Very well actually. Very nice chap indeed. I'll see if he's free.

yay!

tell him nigella's going to be there if he's not sure about it

1. Henri de Tolouse-Lautrec
2. Clara Bow
3. Douglas Adams
4. Sidney Poitier

David Bowie
Jesus
A bloke who knew my Great Grand-dad
da Vinci

million voices wrote:David Bowie
Jesus
A bloke who knew my Great Grand-dad
da Vinci

best answer yet

but could it be a bloke that knew my great grand-dad instead? while i'm sure your great grand-dad was a lovely chap, it means nowt to me

LouLou wrote:

paint it black wrote:they do this in our local rag every week. brings out some less obvious guests

ItnAklipse,
James Blast,
Being645, and
the mad bint with the green biro

I'll bring the beer and the tunes

i shall be honoured to carry out the waitressing duties

... ... I should be pleased to come ... ...

What the choices were based on:- You need the messiah to answer the burning questions that have been bothering mankind for years, like what happened to "2.Contamination" and are there any more Ziggy out-takes? Jesus, is a handy guy if you run out of wine and da Vinci can make swans from your napkins.