Men! Protect your junk!

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EvilBastard
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Men! Is your junk frequently placed in the way of small handgun bullets? Do you despair of being able to protect your bits from shrapner? Despair no longer! BCP International, located in sunny Cardiff, has the solution.

Yes, folks - meet the Blast Boxers (it doesn't say whether they protect you from the amourous advances of sheep, which I should have thought was higher on the list of priorities for welsh people...)
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"The “blast boxers� can stop a projectile moving at 230 meters per second (about the speed of a small handgun bullet), according to the company’s website."

assume that covers 'outgoing' as well as 'incoming'......
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:"The “blast boxers� can stop a projectile moving at 230 meters per second (about the speed of a small handgun bullet), according to the company’s website."

assume that covers 'outgoing' as well as 'incoming'......
Is that a small handgun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
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junk... lol. about right. *snork*
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Gives the phrase "Blast! Inna Area!!!" a whole different meaning, that does...

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What a good idea. How is it against irate ball-kicking people?
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timsinister wrote:What a good idea. How is it against irate ball-kicking people?
buy 'em and we'll test :wink:
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weebleswobble wrote:
timsinister wrote:What a good idea. How is it against irate ball-kicking people?
buy 'em and we'll test :wink:
;D :lol: Is there a queue?
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