blimey it's almost July!
Posted: 29 Jun 2003, 13:09
I may have already posted these, I can't remember, but these are my fave two jokes of all time
Why do women wear so much make-up and perfume?
because they're ugly and they smell
Yeah, i know I'm a sexist p***k
A bloke phones his boss one morning, to tell him he is too sick to come into work that day. his boss is furious, and asks him
"This is your tenth day off this month! just how sick are you?"
to which the bloke replies
"Well, I'm in bed with my eleven year old sister..."
nice
Why do women wear so much make-up and perfume?
because they're ugly and they smell
Yeah, i know I'm a sexist p***k
A bloke phones his boss one morning, to tell him he is too sick to come into work that day. his boss is furious, and asks him
"This is your tenth day off this month! just how sick are you?"
to which the bloke replies
"Well, I'm in bed with my eleven year old sister..."
nice