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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Have a blimmin' good birthday Mr Carpy.
;D
Cheers.
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[puts on hat]

[tips hat]

Thanks! :)
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have a good one :D
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ooh just a wee bit cryptic :lol:

you're a good man, all the best 8)
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weebleswobble wrote:ooh just a wee bit cryptic :lol:

you're a good man, all the best 8)
Cheers!

I saw the thread title and thought it was either Latin or about my toilet! :lol:
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all the best :)
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Appi Burfdi :D
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... and sweet dreams ... :wink: ...
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Thanks, chaps & chapesses.

Much appreciated, one & all :)
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Happy birthday Mr Psychonaut :D
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Happy Birthday fella. 8)
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Groovy day to you - great to have you back here! :)
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This was yesterday was it? :oops:

Hope you had a grand old time!
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Happy Birthday :!:
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Carpy Psychoday! 8) Sorry I missed it ;)
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Aye aye Carpy, hope it was a good one! :notworthy:
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Happy birthday Carpy!

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Happy Birthday, Sir! :D
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Slightly belated but well meant birthday wishes. :D
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Slightly belated but well meant birthday wishes. :D
I forgive as you forget.......

Actually, you might be able to get a forum sig out of that :lol:
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Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:I forgive as you forget.......
Just as well! Happy Birthday Carpy :notworthy:
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Bappy belated, dear Carpy! :D
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SINsister wrote:Bappy belated, dear Carpy! :D
Considering the length of a year I'm fairly sure a day or two either way is perfectly fine. Just nice to see the little messages from you all. As this year drags to a close it's the sort of thing that really helps.

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