"I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.
Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".
Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
The Goldfish
Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.
Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".
Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
"I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.
Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".
Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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There's 2 goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Two goldfish flushed down the toilet, they swim and swim until one bumps his head against a concrete wall.
"Dam", says the other one.
IZ.
"Dam", says the other one.
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Izzy HaveMercy
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The first one to make a rather good joke involving the phrase "Sushi and the Banshees" wins nothing at all...
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Fish puns is it? 
Do atheist fish not believe in cod?
Do atheist fish not believe in cod?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?�
“My goldfish died,� replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.� The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?�
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your goddamn cat.�
“My goldfish died,� replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.� The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?�
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your goddamn cat.�
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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Izzy HaveMercy
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iesus wrote:Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?�
“My goldfish died,� replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.� The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?�
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your goddamn cat.�
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