17/11/2010 - Goth Lightlub Jokes
Posted: 17 Nov 2010, 08:57
And now, the seemingly unending list of lightbulb jokes: 
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - What's a lightbulb?
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Three, oneto change it and two to talk about Lord Byron's Grand Tour and creative uses of laudinum in a metaphysical environment.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, but one has to light the candle.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, they just embrace the darkness.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Two, one to replace the UV tube, and one to put a Waynes Husseys Album on.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - They have candles.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, the lights wouldn't be one anyway.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Two. One to change it for a purple bulb and one to plug the smoke machine in.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody light off!"
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Dunno, but I see them all practicing at Slimelight, while dancing to the Nephs. The raise their arms in a stretching way towards the ceiling, twisting their wrists and returning their arm to their mid-rift, while walking backwards and swaying in the murky darkness.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Two. One to change the bulb, and another to curse the first for putting a glare on the terminal screen while the second was reading alt.gothic.
Q - How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A - Two. (or more depending on your preference) I don't know how they fit in there, though!
Q - How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A - None, they prefer their bulbs dead.
I found out there more, but some were not fitted in here
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - What's a lightbulb?
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Three, oneto change it and two to talk about Lord Byron's Grand Tour and creative uses of laudinum in a metaphysical environment.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, but one has to light the candle.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, they just embrace the darkness.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Two, one to replace the UV tube, and one to put a Waynes Husseys Album on.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - They have candles.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, the lights wouldn't be one anyway.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Two. One to change it for a purple bulb and one to plug the smoke machine in.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody light off!"
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Dunno, but I see them all practicing at Slimelight, while dancing to the Nephs. The raise their arms in a stretching way towards the ceiling, twisting their wrists and returning their arm to their mid-rift, while walking backwards and swaying in the murky darkness.
Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Two. One to change the bulb, and another to curse the first for putting a glare on the terminal screen while the second was reading alt.gothic.
Q - How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A - Two. (or more depending on your preference) I don't know how they fit in there, though!
Q - How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A - None, they prefer their bulbs dead.
I found out there more, but some were not fitted in here