Jesse's...er...Lemmy's Diets

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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EvilBastard
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If a bus driver says "You will not make a mess on this bus," that's tempting fate, isn't it? I love food fights.
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Lemmy wrote:Cold pizza is a perfect breakfast, with lots of salt.
He is not wrong ;D
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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James Blast
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I concur and I haven't even clickied, cold curry is even better
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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mh
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Lemmy wrote:At one point I mainly drank Southern Comfort mixed with Special Brew. What was I thinking?
I don't reckon "thinking" had anything to do with it! :urff:
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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