Heartland

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist ... ercy.shtml

contains such gems as:

"Yeah mamma gonna f**k her or I won't get laid..." (Vision Thing)

and

"With rum for your lover and a shotglass in your hand..." (Temple Of Love)

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Oops... Sorry Hal...!

hal will be putting the chairman out of a job at this rate

Quiff Boy wrote:

hal will be putting the chairman out of a job at this rate

god I hope not

You know, I used to quite seriously think that there were alternative / hidden lyrics to Colours (the Sisterhood version).

So after
'You reap what you sow, put your face to the ground
Here come the marching men, your colours wrapped around'

I could convince myself that I could hear this later altered to:
'You reproduce sound, put your face to the ground
Here come the s**t men, your colours wrapped around'

I really was sure I could hear the latter version too. And these would make absolute sense to me - Hussey stealing songs, being surrounded by idiots, etc. Now, I don't know whether to blame pharmacology or youth for this...

The word which has been blanked out should read b u l. l s h. it

My favourite was one I encountered on some dodgy Sisters lyrics site where in 'Neverland' Von "had a monkey and stuff" . (which I actually liked better than the original!)