Bands that should have been s**t by their name but weren't

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Since HL is so inspirational on that front, we missed this one.

I start off with:

KONG.

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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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Pop Will Eat Itself
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As the day is long.
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Izzy HaveMercy
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System Of A Down

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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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Lothar and the Hand People.

Well, maybe they're actually really rubbish, but look up Space Hymn on youtube and tell me that it ain't proto-Hawkwind awesomeness.
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The Small Faces
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As stated elsewhere

Red Lorry Yellow Lorry

I mean FFS...... :lol:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:System Of A Down

IZ.
You are so wrong, but since it's about taste... i'll get my coat.
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weebleswobble wrote:As stated elsewhere

Red Lorry Yellow Lorry

I mean FFS...... :lol:
that was the only band i could think of
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Thank you for this one Izzy!

- The Sex Pistols
- Einstürzende Neubauten ;)
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Bad Company
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Red Snapper
And the title of their first album, Prince Blimey, should be on the stupid album titles list, but it's a great album.

And... Nurse with Wound... great people, but the name, seriously ;D
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NWW arse name arsier noise, they're not a feckin' band they/it are street cleaners, a pox on them and their ilk! ;D
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Half Man, Half Biscuit

(steps back and awaits the fury...)

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The Beatles?
You still think swastikas look cool
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They're coaches, businessmen and cops
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I hate HMHB, they can't write a decent melody all they do is put a 'pub conversation' to some random music, it's arse and I will allas hate them! :evil:
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James Blast wrote:I hate HMHB, they can't write a decent melody all they do is put a 'pub conversation' to some random music, it's arse and I will allas hate them! :evil:
Me and you are going to fall out big time JB :twisted: :lol:

HMHB are one of the worlds greatest bands. Seen then 50 times now and even "nearly" got blown up by the bus that went bang on 7/7 on our way to a gig in Penzance. :eek: Every album is class and you can sometimes bump into any of the band in town on a saturday.

Nigel's best quote

"Why don't you do a song about Tranmere"......

"Sorry I don't do love songs" :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Thin Lizzy.
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Anyone mention The Sisterhood yet? ;D

(I know it's not a band in the strict definition)
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snowey wrote:
James Blast wrote:I hate HMHB, they can't write a decent melody all they do is put a 'pub conversation' to some random music, it's arse and I will allas hate them! :evil:
Me and you are going to fall out big time JB :twisted: :lol:

HMHB are one of the worlds greatest bands. Seen then 50 times now and even "nearly" got blown up by the bus that went bang on 7/7 on our way to a gig in Penzance. :eek: Every album is class and you can sometimes bump into any of the band in town on a saturday.

Nigel's best quote

"Why don't you do a song about Tranmere"......

"Sorry I don't do love songs" :notworthy: :notworthy:
Absolutely agree. The Biccies are one of the greatest bands ever. :notworthy: :notworthy: James, I think the greatest philosophy probably started in the pub, or at least after a drink. :wink:
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don't know if any of these are good/bad..they must fall into at least one of the lists on HL at the moment!!

http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/rockband.htm
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nice find :lol:
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I have to admit that I have NEVER heard a single song by HMHB!
You still think swastikas look cool
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They're coaches, businessmen and cops
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you're one of the lucky ones ;D
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:I have to admit that I have NEVER heard a single song by HMHB!
Ah where to start? Back in the D.H.S.S is the one that brought them to fame. McIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt is possibly my fav. It has the classic track Hedley Veritiyesque which has the classic line 'there's no room for enigmas in built up areas'. ;D Actung Bono is a great album, Camell Laird Social Club is a work of genius and CSI Ambleside is great, not to mention Four Lads who Shook the Wirral and Trouble over Bridgewater. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Suede and Mansun, two of my very fave bands that just happen to have crap names
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