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Did Andrew Eldritch get married yet?

Here we go again.

Oh hello.

Hom_Corleone wrote:Here we go again.

Oh hello.

Hello. wat, does someone use to ask this?

Is this you?

Sonya Marmeladova wrote:

Hom_Corleone wrote:Here we go again.

Oh hello.

Hello. wat, does someone use to ask this?

Hey Sonya, welcome.

As far as we're meant to know, Von is married only to the tempestuous maiden we call life. Ooh yeaah.

I thought he was married to his own ego

There can be polygamy.

Because I am getting old so I started to look for someone to marry, and then I came to think of Andrew Eldritch...

Sonya Marmeladova wrote:There can be polygamy.

Though not bigamy, on which the EU takes a dim view, probably..

Yes but as long the others are ego, life, violins etc..it is Ok.

Sonya Marmeladova wrote:Because I am getting old so I started to look for someone to marry, and then I came to think of Andrew Eldritch...

Do it Sonya - he's not getting any younger either, and I think he's been holding back until a Heartlander has been considerate enough to pop the question...

Sonya Marmeladova wrote:Because I am getting old so I started to look for someone to marry, and then I came to think of Andrew Eldritch...

indeed...Sonya you must hurry this is your chance!

sziamiau wrote:indeed...Sonya you must hurry this is your chance!

The good Doktor has been kicking around as a swinging bachelor for a fair while too, Sonya - would you happen to have any domestic appliance that could make an honest beatbox out of it? Ahh, a double wedding Von - think what OK! would pay for the photo rights alone...

Machine Regime wrote:

sziamiau wrote:indeed...Sonya you must hurry this is your chance!

The good Doktor has been kicking around as a swinging bachelor for a fair while too, Sonya - would you happen to have any domestic appliance that could make an honest beatbox out of it? Ahh, a double wedding Von - think what OK! would pay for the photo rights alone...

I was under the impression the Doktor got married to the new girl from Banarama back in '97. Not sure if they're still together.

Good Luck Sonya! When you are married, would you feed him regularly, and get him to use a facial moisturiser? And maybe buy him some decent shirts? Us other female fans would love you for it

Hom_Corleone wrote:

Machine Regime wrote:

sziamiau wrote:indeed...Sonya you must hurry this is your chance!

The good Doktor has been kicking around as a swinging bachelor for a fair while too, Sonya - would you happen to have any domestic appliance that could make an honest beatbox out of it? Ahh, a double wedding Von - think what OK! would pay for the photo rights alone...

I was under the impression the Doktor got married to the new girl from Banarama back in '97. Not sure if they're still together.

nurse told me that the good doktor ran off of with several of the sugababes a couple of years ago

Prescott wrote:

Seconded!

Which ones? Enquiring minds...

4 of the ones no one can remember

Sita wrote:Good Luck Sonya! When you are married, would you feed him regularly, and get him to use a facial moisturiser? And maybe buy him some decent shirts? Us other female fans would love you for it

Thank you.
No! I would never do that.

O.k., so no warm food and no anti wrinkle cream, I guess if he could live without for the past 30 years, he will be fine in the future too. But you want to be married to a man who wears a day-glow neon shirt?

Sita wrote:O.k., so no warm food and no anti wrinkle cream, I guess if he could live without for the past 30 years, he will be fine in the future too. But you want to be married to a man who wears a day-glow neon shirt?

I thought he wears dust.