Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
I'm back - not that anyone'll have missed me. Serious pooter malfunction. A whole week where Gaz and I had to agree on tv scheduling (we're usually like one of those weather clock things, when the Austrian boy is out then the Austrian girl is in) and sit down together IN THE SAME ROOM!
But even better I've found my address book!
I'm sure you'll all sleep just that little bit more soundly now.
Have I missed owt?
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
