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M.C. Escher walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "hey, want to hear a joke?
Okay, so M.C. Escher walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "hey, want to hear a joke?
Okay, so M.C. Escher walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "hey, want to hear a joke?
Okay, so M.C. Escher walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "hey, want to hear a joke?
Okay, so M.C. Escher walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "hey, want to hear a joke?
Okay, so...



and

Two guys walk into a bar. One orders 10 beers, the other decides to out-do his friend and orders 100 beers. The bartender looks at him startled and says: "Wow, that's an order of magnitude"



and

I got expelled from college for cheating during my metaphysics final. I got caught looking into the soul of the guy next to me.



and more here

hardly understood any of these "jokes" ,but oh how we laughed!!
I spent more time looking up bits of the jokes so I could get them!!

we (at my work) are going to get some printed and put them into xmas crackers,then stand back and watch

Awesome

I also love this one:

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting at a café across from an empty building. They observe two people enter and then, later, three leave.

The physicist says, "Apparently there was some error with our measurements." The biologist says, "Obviously, they reproduced while in the building."

The mathematician opines, "If now one more were to enter the building, it would again be empty."

I loved "A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gave her one."

markfiend wrote:I loved "A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gave her one."

Perfection!

czuczu wrote:

markfiend wrote:I loved "A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gave her one."

Perfection!

that one I actually got from the first time
the others... I gave up on

Maybe that gives you a clue as to M. C. Escher ...

it's one of his drawings ... a less complexe one ... ...

Robbie Williams has dinner with a mathematician. That night he rebels and sings "I'm Loving Angles Instead".

Being645 wrote:

Maybe that gives you a clue as to M. C. Escher ...

it's one of his drawings ... a less complexe one ... ...

A great artist (and mathematician) I can recommend the Escher museum in Den Haag.

very nice link thank you

A guy walks into a sandwich shop and sees a sign that reads, "Home of the Meanest Grilled Cheese in Town." So he orders the grilled cheese. When his bill arrives the waitress asks him how he liked the sandwich. "Eh, it was about average."