Heartland

Assuming most people here dont know each other...describe yourself as the result of a brief fling between which two people....

for yours truely it would be the bastard son of homer. j.simpson and jimmy nail....go figure

Apparently I'm the bastard son of Andrew Eldritch and Phil Tufnell. Thin, quite bright, but on the other hand, a bit scruffy, very lazy, and generally odd-looking. Oh, and I got Phil's height, which was nice.

Alarmingly, and no doubt because I'll be 30 in 3 months time, I'm developing the midriff of Vanessa Feltz. Which on the body of a thin sprig of holly like me doesn't quite fit. It could be sympathy, of course, because my better half is up the spud...But I'm not quite sure if that squares with medical science.

I could be said to be the bastard son of Andrew Eldritch and Pete Steel - with a Generous dose of Woody Allen/Jack Dee thrown in!

(who the hell I am trying to kid!)

god knows, id post a picture , but then youd all pick on me

somewhere between beavis, andrew mcarthy (80s brat pack actor) and john cusack. or so i'm told!

Gary wrote:god knows, id post a picture , but then youd all pick on me

i always thought you would look just like your avatar!

thank christ i dont look like my last one!

Quiff Boy wrote:

Gary wrote:god knows, id post a picture , but then youd all pick on me

i always thought you would look just like your avatar!

thank christ i dont look like my last one!

If only..

here is me..

Something between Meryl Streep and my aunt...

I don;t understand - how can you be the son/daughter of two men?
Maybe I'm missing the joke.

but when in Rome...

I'm the bastard son of Henry Kissinger and Timmy mallet

Quiff Boy wrote:somewhere between beavis, andrew mcarthy (80s brat pack actor) and john cusack. or so i'm told!

I actually thought you looked a lot like Eduard Norton- a close similarity.

i look like the bastard daughter of too much eyeliner and not enough sleep.

2 ginger people........



Speaking of Ginger(s) breeding...



Paddy.

Well, avatar is lo-fi version of me for the moment....

Zuma wrote:Well, avatar is lo-fi version of me for the moment....

You look rather a lot like Oliver Reed

On a good day I look like the screaming bastard child of Amphetamine and Rock n' Roll; the rest of the time I look quite rough.

id show you my picture, but when youve seen an average looking high school student, youve seen them all.


id say however, that im a mix of dylan moran (aka black books) and jughead


just another kid with a scruffy haircut

Nick Beggs and Limhal....in a female form that is!

Of course that's depending on how long ago it was when I bleached my hair....

Debaser says:

"Limhal"

Go on then...belt us a rendition of "Neverending Story".

j0hn.......

Unfortunately, nothing like my avatar.

you have seen me enough and even more you want to

A thinner version of Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now, though the scary thing is I seem to have a few dopplegangers around the UK and keep being accosted by their friends who think I am their long lost drinking buddy, ex-boyfriend, etc

i am the result of carnal union between lilly savage and aurther scargill...+the next person who cracks a joke about my bleach blond combover gets a picket line on their front door ok?


nothing wrong with ginger people by the way.gingers are a dieing breed(the natural ones that is).

MrEddy wrote:

Quiff Boy wrote:somewhere between beavis, andrew mcarthy (80s brat pack actor) and john cusack. or so i'm told!

I actually thought you looked a lot like Eduard Norton- a close similarity.

Someone looks like Edward Norton!?! Omg, he is perfect

Ive been told i look like several people. I guess im a cross of the chick in matrix, Shannon dorethy, and Michael Jackson (the white version) small nose and all that..