9/5/11 Enter Sandman (Smooth Jazz version)
Posted: 09 May 2011, 13:14
Paddy walks past a pub and sees a sign in the window,
"Pies 50p - Wanks 10p"
Paddy walks into the pub & up to the bar, asks the busty blond barmaid,
"Are the the girl that gives the wanks?"
The barmaid leans over revealing much boobage & says "I am".
Paddy replies, "Right then, away and wash your hands, I want a pie!!!"
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Due to some clerical error, Osama Bin Laden now has 72 vegans waiting for him in Prestatin.
