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Mr. E WILL be happy

Posted: 16 May 2011, 00:08
by James Blast

Posted: 16 May 2011, 05:33
by EvilBastard
What, no "Gnome of Darkness" title? p'shaw...

Posted: 16 May 2011, 10:17
by sam1
f**king hell-----I've been on this planet for 41 years and I did not know there was a Father of Mediterranean Music........................I feel complete!! :lol:

Posted: 17 May 2011, 10:08
by timsinister
Tempted to add 'Demon Bastard Overlord', but would rather not get a Baxcorp-issue cruise missile through my window.

:wink:

Posted: 17 May 2011, 17:40
by EvilBastard
timsinister wrote:Tempted to add 'Demon Bastard Overlord', but would rather not get a Baxcorp-issue cruise missile through my window.
Not a huge concern, I wouldn't think - given the parlous state of Britain's armed forces, and the knowledge that John Bull has to go cap-in-hand to the colonies for a lend of their planes, I understand that HMG has retained Baxcorp as a civilian contractor, so all of their cruise missiles are earmarked "Gaddaffi, colonel, for the use of".

Posted: 17 May 2011, 17:55
by James Blast
how about: Andrew Eldritch - Duke of Disappointment

it has a certain ring about it, the ring of truth

Posted: 17 May 2011, 20:36
by timsinister
EvilBastard wrote:
timsinister wrote:Tempted to add 'Demon Bastard Overlord', but would rather not get a Baxcorp-issue cruise missile through my window.
Not a huge concern, I wouldn't think - given the parlous state of Britain's armed forces, and the knowledge that John Bull has to go cap-in-hand to the colonies for a lend of their planes, I understand that HMG has retained Baxcorp as a civilian contractor, so all of their cruise missiles are earmarked "Gaddaffi, colonel, for the use of".
Reassuring, but no guarantee of avoiding a 'termination with extreme prejudice' m*****n up the M1 to Leeds Six...

8)

Posted: 17 May 2011, 23:40
by EvilBastard
timsinister wrote:Reassuring, but no guarantee of avoiding a 'termination with extreme prejudice' m*****n up the M1 to Leeds Six...

8)
Then again, a targeted strike on Leeds Six might count as "gentrification"... :lol:

Posted: 17 May 2011, 23:51
by James Blast
you musta visited back in 81 when I first did (it was January too), I can assure you what calls itself Leeds these days is like Glass~gow, Mancville and Atlanta - an helluva lot better!

anyway, I got a better one: The Nabob of No New Product ;D

Posted: 18 May 2011, 15:11
by EvilBastard
James Blast wrote:you musta visited back in 81 when I first did (it was January too), I can assure you what calls itself Leeds these days is like Glass~gow, Mancville and Atlanta - an helluva lot better!

anyway, I got a better one: The Nabob of No New Product ;D
I was there a little later, but Senor Blast truths it - when I were in Leeds (and LS4 - none of this fancy student-livin' "Leeds Six" nonsense) there wasn't a Harvey Nix, there was barely a marks & sparks, the best we could do was Littlewoods.

Posted: 18 May 2011, 15:53
by markfiend
:eek: I still live in LS4

Posted: 18 May 2011, 16:29
by EvilBastard
markfiend wrote::eek: I still live in LS4
Beechwoods?

Posted: 18 May 2011, 16:44
by markfiend
I'm not sure I really want to reveal my address on open forum...

Suffice it to say: about 1/3 mile SW (ish) from the Beechwoods will put you in the right area.

Posted: 18 May 2011, 17:47
by timsinister
Point made, LS6 isn't exactly the warzone of ages past, you old veterans :wink: