The summer of discontent
Posted: 15 Jul 2003, 10:47
It has come to our attention that some of you peoples have become a little bristly.
We can only assume that it's down to the recent bouts of hot weather.
Maybe you just aren't used to it and it's making you irritable.
Whatever. We want you to stop.
The sniping, the bickering, the petty digs. Just stop. No excuses, no laying the blame with others, no anything. Just stop.
Act like the mature grown-ups you pretend to be, get out and enjoy the sunshine - it's good for you, it's good for your disposition, and most importantly it makes you not pale, which has to be a good thing.
OK?
OK.
Lovely.
We can only assume that it's down to the recent bouts of hot weather.
Maybe you just aren't used to it and it's making you irritable.
Whatever. We want you to stop.
The sniping, the bickering, the petty digs. Just stop. No excuses, no laying the blame with others, no anything. Just stop.
Act like the mature grown-ups you pretend to be, get out and enjoy the sunshine - it's good for you, it's good for your disposition, and most importantly it makes you not pale, which has to be a good thing.
OK?
OK.
Lovely.