Artwank Bollocks Generator

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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James Blast
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what it says on the tin - http://10k.aneventapart.com/Uploads/262/# ;D
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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timsinister
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We don't need more screen vomit. Can't someone write an app that can suck the suck out of bollock-posting?

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James Blast
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I need a word with you...
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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Gary
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Brilliant!
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splintered thing
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Oh if I only had this 20 years ago!!
as the day is long,
rain from heaven
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timsinister
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James Blast wrote:I need a word with you...
:eek:

PM?
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stufarq
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Every time I try it it's just blank. Which seems about right for an "artist statement".
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Obviousman
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:lol:
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