23-11-11 - Sisters of Mercy!!!
Posted: 23 Nov 2011, 11:29
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the Monastery, and they are told that they must not get a single drop of paint on their gowns.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" called one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replied a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, so they open the door.
"Nice boobs," said the man. "Where do you want these Venetian blinds to be hung?"
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" called one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replied a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, so they open the door.
"Nice boobs," said the man. "Where do you want these Venetian blinds to be hung?"