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09/12/2012 - geek dreams
Posted: 09 Dec 2011, 11:16
by Quiff Boy
I had a crazy dream last night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0mg!
sorry
Posted: 09 Dec 2011, 14:28
by Pista
Started early on the xmas crackers this year?
Posted: 09 Dec 2011, 15:03
by markfiend
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.
Posted: 09 Dec 2011, 15:51
by Pista
How many IBM CPUs does it take to execute a process?
Four. Three to hold it down and one to rip its head off.
Posted: 09 Dec 2011, 16:04
by mh
"Flash git"
"No, it's Javascript"
Posted: 09 Dec 2011, 16:37
by markfiend
Code: Select all
^<@<.@*
}"_# |
-@$&/_%
!( @|=>
;`+$?^?
,#"~|)^G
(Translation:
hat less at less point at star
backbrace double base pound space bar
dash at cash and slash base rate
wow open tab at bar is great
semi backquote plus cash huh DEL
comma pound double tilde bar close BEL )