JOTD 26-07-03 More sexist humor
Posted: 26 Jul 2003, 17:33
A married couple are sitting comfortably in bed.
The wife looks bemused and slightly anxious as she feels her breast.
She turns to her husband and says. "I wish my breasts were larger, would you support me if I was to have an enlargement operation?"
He replies "Well of course I would support you but there is no need for an operation"
"Why not" she replies expecting him to say he likes them the way they are.
"Tissue paper"
"Sorry" she replies confused.
"No need to operate just use tissue paper instead" He says in a knowing manner.
"We'll how would that work"
"Simple! just rub tissue paper on your breasts and they will get bigger"
"Thats stupid, that will never work!" she replies angrily.
"Well, my dear... its worked a treat on youre ARSE!"
Sorry Andy no fish
Sure
The wife looks bemused and slightly anxious as she feels her breast.
She turns to her husband and says. "I wish my breasts were larger, would you support me if I was to have an enlargement operation?"
He replies "Well of course I would support you but there is no need for an operation"
"Why not" she replies expecting him to say he likes them the way they are.
"Tissue paper"
"Sorry" she replies confused.
"No need to operate just use tissue paper instead" He says in a knowing manner.
"We'll how would that work"
"Simple! just rub tissue paper on your breasts and they will get bigger"
"Thats stupid, that will never work!" she replies angrily.
"Well, my dear... its worked a treat on youre ARSE!"
Sorry Andy no fish
Sure