No Joke? ok, here's one I saw from John Cooper Clarke earlier today...
On Opticians:
Polish man goes into an opticians...
Optician covers one eye up and says to the bloke...
"Can you read the top line ?"
Polish man says " Read it ! I know him "
Johnny Clarke 12 April 2012
Vaguely racist if you are a left wing liberal.Elfink wrote:No Joke? ok, here's one I saw from John Cooper Clarke earlier today...
On Opticians:
Polish man goes into an opticians...
Optician covers one eye up and says to the bloke...
"Can you read the top line ?"
Polish man says " Read it ! I know him "
Not funny if you are anyone else.
"We have too many cellphones. We've got too many internets. We have got to get rid of those machines. We have too many machines now." - Ray Bradbury.
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there there, don't get ur knickers in a twist. tis just bad observational comedyzaltys7 wrote:Vaguely racist if you are a left wing liberal.Elfink wrote:No Joke? ok, here's one I saw from John Cooper Clarke earlier today...
On Opticians:
Polish man goes into an opticians...
Optician covers one eye up and says to the bloke...
"Can you read the top line ?"
Polish man says " Read it ! I know him "
Not funny if you are anyone else.
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Your twisting my knickers man! Call the cops.paint it black wrote:there there, don't get ur knickers in a twist. tis just bad observational comedyzaltys7 wrote:Vaguely racist if you are a left wing liberal.Elfink wrote:No Joke? ok, here's one I saw from John Cooper Clarke earlier today...
On Opticians:
Polish man goes into an opticians...
Optician covers one eye up and says to the bloke...
"Can you read the top line ?"
Polish man says " Read it ! I know him "
Not funny if you are anyone else.
"We have too many cellphones. We've got too many internets. We have got to get rid of those machines. We have too many machines now." - Ray Bradbury.