18 DEC 2012

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I bumped into an old mate the other day. "What are you up to these days?" I asked.

"I prepare food for the homeless, druggies, alcoholics, and other various down-and-outs".

I said, "which charity is that for?"

He said, "charity? What are you on about? I'm a chef at Wetherspoons."
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Steve
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