What's Your Pirate Name?

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I'm Bloody Jenny Bonney. Arrr. :twisted:
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eerrrrrr..........Nice one......iam ............ahem



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arrrrrr ............. you cant beat a spot of well thought out scientific analysis.......( although the person whos doing it is a different matter )
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Your pirate name is:
I am ta da..

Dread Pirate Cash

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

Utterly Bastard Groovy!

I love my pirate self ;)
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Bloody Morty Rackham

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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Calico William Flint

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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"Black Anne Kidd" - well they got the first part spot on!!
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oooh,i would be Mad Morgan Bonney:
Every pirate is a little bit crazy.You though,are more than just a little bit.
You can be a little bit unpredictable,but a pirates life is far from full of certainties so that fits in pretty well.Arrr!
very cool.theres one done by the Wu Tang Clan somewhere on the web.you put in your real name,and it gives you your "Wu Tang" street name.very funny :D
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Black Planet wrote:Your pirate name is:
I am ta da..

Dread Pirate Cash

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

Utterly Bastard Groovy!

I love my pirate self ;)
Black John Cash!

Are we related? :urff:
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Johnny Boy wrote:Black John Cash!
wow! cool name. ;D :D ;D
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hallucienate wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:Black John Cash!
wow! cool name. ;D :D ;D
Thank you :notworthy:

Still not sure if it sounds less like a pirate and more like a 70's porn star ... :oops: :eek:
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Johnny Boy wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:Black John Cash!
wow! cool name. ;D :D ;D
Thank you :notworthy:

Still not sure if it sounds less like a pirate and more like a 70's porn star ... :oops: :eek:
Sounds like a country music god to me!

Can you do a rendition of Folsom Prison Blues?
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hallucienate wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:
hallucienate wrote: wow! cool name. ;D :D ;D
Thank you :notworthy:

Still not sure if it sounds less like a pirate and more like a 70's porn star ... :oops: :eek:
Sounds like a country music god to me!

Can you do a rendition of Folsom Prison Blues?
Alas no. :(

The only song I've ever mastered is 'Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam'.

Says it all. :urff:
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Dread Pirate Vane

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You tend to blend into the background occasionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

8) :twisted:
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d Harry Cash


Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
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Black Davy Kidd



Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Your pirate name is:
I am ta da..

Dread Pirate Cash

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

Utterly Bastard Groovy!

I love my pirate self ;)
Black John Cash!

Are we related? :urff:
Third cousins? Twice removed?

:wink:
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:eek: Bloody Jenny Kidd - i live for fighting!

Trouble maker - moi?

Grrrrrrrr - what the feck are you staring at? :evil:
Intimations of mortality are all about me.....
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Lamia wrote::eek: Bloody Jenny Kidd - i live for fighting!
Bloody Jenny Bonney says, "There's only room on this ship for one of us. Goodbye." *splash*

:twisted: :twisted:
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That'll be "Chairman Iron Tom Read" then...
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
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CorpPunk wrote:
Lamia wrote::eek: Bloody Jenny Kidd - i live for fighting!
Bloody Jenny Bonney says, "There's only room on this ship for one of us. Goodbye." *splash*

:twisted: :twisted:
:eek: It's ok Jenny Bonney, you dont have to dive overboard- twas rather a loud splash, methinks it was for dramatic effect!

Im an accommodating person, you can sleep amongst the minions and i might even feed you jelly babies now and again - but only the yellow ones because they are disgusting - whoever told me they were banana flavoured lied! :twisted:
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Whoops...I just knew I was gonna screw that up. I meant, well...too late to clarify now.

Proof that I'd make a sucky pirate. :roll:
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CorpPunk wrote:Whoops...I just knew I was gonna screw that up. I meant, well...too late to clarify now.

Proof that I'd make a sucky pirate. :roll:
:eek: Jenny is a stupid name for a pirate anyway dont you think Jenny?

Well, this Jenny thinks so anyway :!:

"The waves crashed against the side of the ship as JENNY the pirate walked the plank???".............. I dont think so!

Here, have a jelly baby anyway! ;D
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This Jenny thinks that any pirate with the name Jenny would probably bring her mum along cos she'd be too much of a wuss to cut the cord.

"The waves crashed against the side of the ship as JENNY the pirate walked the plank???".............. "and her mother sobbed in the background saying, 'I hope she's wearing clean underwear!'" :?

I want a green jelly baby. :)
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CorpPunk wrote:This Jenny thinks that any pirate with the name Jenny would probably bring her mum along cos she'd be too much of a wuss to cut the cord.

"The waves crashed against the side of the ship as JENNY the pirate walked the plank???".............. "and her mother sobbed in the background saying, 'I hope she's wearing clean underwear!'" :?

I want a green jelly baby. :)
So, you're playing it crafty eh.... but letting your Mum think you still wear underwear! Clever girl!

Wish i could give the impression that i was still naive and innocent! Too much sucking of jelly babies has ruined that tho!

Green one coming your way ;D
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