Heartland

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be
yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if
it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses
your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you
had set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.

I like that.

Here's one I made up - Supermodels never die they just turn sideways and disappear. He He He Har Har har HE HE HE HAR HAR HAR.oh dear (wiping tears) tee hee

Here's one Mr. Karin made up.

Q/ How does a man make himself into a pussy magnet ?

A/ Put raw fish in his pockets.