Heartland

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"Don't take this the wrong way" I went on, "It looks great, but don't you think it maybe, just a little bit, looks like a Viking grave?"
"What do Vikings have to do with gardening?" Holly spat. "It's not a f**king boat."

David Thorne needs to be knighted, or something - I aspire to his workplace-related brilliance, and recently came within an ace of sending the bank a picture of a spider instead of a cheque for the mortgage. He is my mentor and spiritual guide.