Heartland

you never see a game show,on a Sunday

when did you ever see a mother of quads pushing a quad pushchair???(you know they exist,they have to leave the house sometimes,but you nebver see them tho)

do you need a driving license for one of those go-peds?

what was the true name for those sea side rides where you climbed into a swing seat contraption facing another kid,and made it swing by pulling alternatley on the rope dangling down in front of you?

when was the last time you saw someone with black hair showing blond roots?

why do some music genres attract more ethnic diversity where as others dont attract any at all?

is their a Hooters in the uk?

...............random thoughts

Ah you m entioned Hooters. They are everywhere.. with thousands of hot sexy women in push up bras and those disgusting tan colored hose.

have i finished packing.

will the cleaner actually clean my apartment after i'm gone.

will they lose my bags this time.

am i ready for the snowy wasteland?¿?¿

am i ready for this.....................

nearmethexperience wrote:am i ready for this.....................

sure you are

good luck matey


sure that's some dodgy dance song I used to E to

see you on the other side

Serendipityhaven wrote: when was the last time you saw someone with black hair showing blond roots?

this morning... in the mirror...

Snub Nose wrote:english girls have bigger breasts than continental girls.
why?

They Do??????

Something in the water perhaps??

Snub Nose wrote:i've spent a week in spain and i can confirm, (with ample subject
matter on spanish beaches) that far more breast was seen in the
departure lounge to london gatwick airport than anywhere else.

(apologies for subject matter - must be the heat )

I was at Gatwick this past June...hhhmmm Was that or was that not ample breasts I saw? No, no breasts, but a damn long cab ride from the City, and a really long que to the ticket counter.

Did you wear that speedo you've got on in your avatar at the beach?

how come with the popularising of parrots thru pirate fiction,nobody owns a parrot?or wears(if thats the correct term) a parrot on the shoulder?
is it shamefull or considered passe by the parrot owning fraternity to perch ones parrot upon the shoulder?
does it signify your sexual preference depending on which shoulder you do perch the bird upon(like the olde worlde english tradition of left ear pierced your straight,right ear pierced your gay-allegedly ).


can you eat parrot?


parrot...............

Serendipityhaven wrote:

can you eat parrot?


parrot...............

Le poulet!

Black Planet wrote:

Snub Nose wrote:i've spent a week in spain and i can confirm, (with ample subject
matter on spanish beaches) that far more breast was seen in the
departure lounge to london gatwick airport than anywhere else.

(apologies for subject matter - must be the heat )

I was at Gatwick this past June...hhhmmm Was that or was that not ample breasts I saw? No, no breasts, but a damn long cab ride from the City, and a really long que to the ticket counter.

Did you wear that speedo you've got on in your avatar at the beach?

Spanish beaches?...Gatwick Airport?...

something says to me...

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Black Planet wrote:

Snub Nose wrote:english girls have bigger breasts than continental girls.
why?

They Do??????

Something in the water perhaps??

English Girls You should see the ladies of Glasgow, Scotland Not a flat chest in sight!

Snub Nose wrote:I only wear my yellow speedo's by the pool.


walking on the beaches, looking at the peaches...

Since you fancy peaches you ought to take a stroll through the Heartland T-shirts thread...

As I am hellbound for bad girl city..give me some time I'll take a few notes from the T-shirt thread and the nationality thread, piece it all together and publish the results for you.

how do you clean a full length leather coat(matrix style job).
for anyone with experience of this kind of predicament,ive already tried the saddle soap route,with so so results.prob with that stuff is that if you and your coat gets rained on or wet in any way,the soap tends to leave nasty froth type marks on your coat which take an age to remove.

just randomly wondering if there was another remedy other than the hand over to dry cleaners who must send it away and end up waiting for two weeks and being charged £40 for it.