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20/03/2013 A penguin....
Posted: 20 Mar 2013, 20:52
by Pista
A penguin walks into a bar & asks the barman, "Has my brother been in?"
Barman says, "I don't know. What does he look like?"
Posted: 20 Mar 2013, 21:14
by iesus
Cute
Let me put a dime on this that i've seen in net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OpuuAa7gdE
Posted: 20 Mar 2013, 21:17
by Pista
Posted: 20 Mar 2013, 21:28
by iesus
I love the Theme of today, here is a couple of penguin jokes :
Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?
A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.
Q: Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star?
A: Seal.
Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Q. What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A. A penguin rolling off an iceberg.
and something about cats...
Posted: 20 Mar 2013, 21:55
by Pista
That cat looks like my Millhouse
Posted: 21 Mar 2013, 00:13
by EvilBastard
Apologies if this relates to iesus' earlier joke, which apparently I'm not allowed to see.
It looks like you've blown a seal.
No I haven't! I've been eating icecream!
Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 12:33
by million voices
In a similar vein but no penquins...
A lady takes her skirt to the rather deaf dry-cleaners.
Lady: Can you this stain out?
Rather deaf dry-cleaner: Come again?
Lady: No I think it's mayonnaise this time
Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 12:46
by Pista
Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 14:31
by iesus
Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 14:49
by Tesh
come again
Posted: 16 Sep 2013, 20:44
by James Blast
You guys are guid, I'm coming back here.
Posted: 17 Sep 2013, 23:07
by EvilBastard
ARSE!
Posted: 17 Sep 2013, 23:09
by James Blast
bless you