Heartland

I was down the pub earlier talking to someone about how s**t the work situation was right now & managed to drop "It's so dark all over Europe" into the conversation .

Have you ever managed to crow bar a Sisters lyric into a day to day conversation?

I dare you

In the english lesson my class mate said "Your english sounds funny!" and I replied "I'd buy another if it was for the money". Well, he didn't understand at all.

you got it in there though.


Good move!

To a Jehovah's Witness: "The meek will inherit what they damn well please. You lot are unlikely to be included. Go away now please."

I did once say to my boss "the devil may care but I don't mind" (A Rock and a Hard Place)

I quite often squeeze in the odd reference - to both knowing and innocent audiences... most regularly "I don't know why you have to be so undemanding (I want more)"
...if in a bit of a spot ... "my guardian angel walks away" actually I just realised I do it a lot

I always have the urge to add "& it tastes funny" when anyone says "small world", but always seem to resist.
Not anymore!
That's the equivalent of an open goal.

Yes, I use "don't be afraid now, just walk on in" when trying to sound encouraging about something!!!

Don't give it away

Pista wrote:I was down the pub earlier talking to someone about how s**t the work situation was right now & managed to drop "It's so dark all over Europe" into the conversation .

Have you ever managed to crow bar a Sisters lyric into a day to day conversation?

I dare you

I set the same challenge last year for World Sisters Day : http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... light=slip
Never did manage to find a 25th to make up the numbers ...

Pista wrote:I always have the urge to add "& it tastes funny" when anyone says "small world", but always seem to resist.
Not anymore!
That's the equivalent of an open goal.

If you really must (and I'm not encouraging you) then at least get the words right: it smells funny. There's no evidence that Von ever tasted it.

stufarq wrote:

Pista wrote:I always have the urge to add "& it tastes funny" when anyone says "small world", but always seem to resist.
Not anymore!
That's the equivalent of an open goal.

If you really must (and I'm not encouraging you) then at least get the words right: it smells funny. There's no evidence that Von ever tasted it.

Okay. Smells then

This was in a set of photos from an art show opening. Nothing to do with me, so no idea, but it warmed my little heart:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/happyfamou ... 3057627761

red ribbons or one the wire(s)?

Pista wrote:

stufarq wrote:

Pista wrote:I always have the urge to add "& it tastes funny" when anyone says "small world", but always seem to resist.
Not anymore!
That's the equivalent of an open goal.

If you really must (and I'm not encouraging you) then at least get the words right: it smells funny. There's no evidence that Von ever tasted it.

Okay. Smells then

Next time you must put sunglasses on, take some pole or broom and start singing "...and it smells funny, I'd buy another...." sing the whole song, dance like and don't stop. Then turn back to the conversation as if nothing has happened.

I'll have to throw on my old day-glo Barca away shirt to add to the effect

"Let's drink to the dead lying under the water!"

Well, not really, but it would be spiffy.

Waiting for one of our punters with the engine running, whilst he's on the phone.

Punter (to the phone): What is it?
Me: It's a semi-automatic, get in the car!

Pista wrote:I'll have to throw on my old day-glo Barca away shirt to add to the effect

that's it!

Today my friend went to the toilet and I said to myself "I hear a roar of the big machine...". It's easy to use SOM lyrics in real life

I do tend to make sure that whenever I'm asked to rework a file I rename it [filename]rev2.0...

"We forgive as we forget..."

My friend put a picture up on facebook of her with red ribbons in her hair...
I commented "and she looked good in ribbons..."

All I got was a "That's rather creepy"

Damn you world

to be fair, the lyric is intended to be creepy.

The whole song, the story behind it is... rather creepy
At least, what I think it means

Well I don't know if http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-a ... 6412_n.jpg This counts...