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Here it is folks! "The Eldritch Conspiracy" -

http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/Title/bo ... Conspiracy

Hahaha. You're not kidding either. I'm sure there is a book, but will it ever be published, in English at least?

Andrew Eldritch was once an ordinary human, but those days are long gone. Now he strives to maintain his goatee and day-glo shirts while juggling both vampire abilities and the powers of an intellectual love god.

And in a similarly improbable wet-your-pants moment from the same site, people looking for new product could indulge in is it/isn't it fantasies here.

Apologies if this has already been covered. And I mean 'covered' in its widest sense.

Was that the sequel to "Fifty Shades of Black" ?

this is bluumin' gold.

Gripper wrote:And in a similarly improbable wet-your-pants moment from the same site, people looking for new product could indulge in is it/isn't it fantasies here.

Apologies if this has already been covered. And I mean 'covered' in its widest sense.

By 'tentacles'...they surely mean t****cles...or am I getting old

Gollum's Cock wrote:

Gripper wrote:And in a similarly improbable wet-your-pants moment from the same site, people looking for new product could indulge in is it/isn't it fantasies here.

Apologies if this has already been covered. And I mean 'covered' in its widest sense.

By 'tentacles'...they surely mean t****cles...or am I getting old

No, I think you're right. And when they refer to Cult Sacrifice let's hope they really DO mean what they say. For all our sakes.

May cause madness of the most delicious kind.

" ... she's a Siren princess, and she's marrying the king of a small but politically important European country ... "

West Yorkshire?!

Prescott wrote:" ... she's a Siren princess, and she's marrying the king of a small but politically important European country ... "

West Yorkshire?!

For the huge lard deposits I hear.

Pista wrote:

Prescott wrote:" ... she's a Siren princess, and she's marrying the king of a small but politically important European country ... "

West Yorkshire?!

For the huge lard deposits I hear.

Well, it's better than the Land of Fake Jazz Nonsense.