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Joke of the Day
Posted: 28 Jun 2013, 00:45
by zippy
Why did the ant hide behind a bush when he saw an elephant coming down the path?
To say "Boo"!
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: 28 Jun 2013, 11:34
by Being645
zippy wrote:Why did the ant hide behind a bush when he saw an elephant coming down the path?
To say "Boo"!
... a risky undertaking, though ...
Posted: 28 Jun 2013, 13:56
by mh
What did Von say when Ben Gunn wanted to rent out his house for 2p per month?
"A lease, don't give it away!"
Posted: 29 Jun 2013, 02:12
by Pista
mh wrote:What did Von say when Ben Gunn wanted to rent out his house for 2p per month?
"A lease, don't give it away!"
Ouch.
Posted: 09 Oct 2013, 13:40
by XidiouX
Spotted above a urinal.
"Why are you looking up here? The joke's in your hand."
XidiouX