Heartland

take the test - http://ikeaordeath.com/

Great link, @JB. I'm ashamed to say that I only got 12/20 .. and I only got that many because I recognised some of the IKEA product names

11/20

Congrats you are...
Kvlt.

You know that Furkantig means “square� in Swedish to describe the candles that you have on your altar. And above it? The raddest picture of Euronymous ever. Seriously, you scare children and their parents alike, all while wowing them with your design sense. Please check out our agency site. We’d be honored.

Wow, that was difficult. Fantastic link!

13/20

Fortunately, the last one was VON ... ...

You scored 14 out of 20!

Congrats you are...
Kvlt.

Congrats you are...
Newb.

You couldn’t furnish a room or name a Darkthrone song if your life depended on it. Guess what. It totally kind of does. Our advice is to listen to more music and buy plenty more furniture. And, while you’re at it, check out our website. Thanks.

11/20

I'd probably have done better tossing a coin

radiojamaica wrote:You scored 14 out of 20!

Congrats you are...
Kvlt.

You scored 20 out of 20!

Congrats you are...
True Kvlt.



Either you work at IKEA or you played drums for Bathory, because your knowledge is at the level of dare we say it, the cloven hooved one himself. That’s right, we’re talking about Ingvar Kamprad. We’re almost afraid to ask you to peep out our agency site. But please do, oh dark master.

Thanks to mybelgiannemesis

17/20 haha

13 for me.
I am Kvlt too

Much mirth

10/20

You scored 14 out of 20!

i'm more that surprised.

18/20

Not bad...

20/20

Wouldn't do it for less of course.

IZ.

15/20 I know more about metal than expected. Or is it IKEA...

20/20 Had to guess one of them.fairly simple for anyone with a Metal background to be honest.

12/20...perhaps that's why i always end up with 3 bolts and a random chunk of plastic leftover if have to build any of their stuff.

I find building Ikea furniture quite enjoyable. It's like Airfix kits for grownups.

Excellent! I got 16 out of 20 and haven't even set foot inside an Ikea.


Perhaps I should get out more.

markfiend wrote:I find building Ikea furniture quite enjoyable. It's like Airfix kits for grownups.

more "faulty meccano" in my experience...
once i'd realised that the best way to build anything of theirs was sans instructions -i.e just using my own common sense- the job was considerably easier and less irritating, but to be honest i have never personally bought any of their products myself. therefore i am usually building said furniture for any one of various female relatives all of whom take it for granted that their "favourite" brother/step-son/nephew/so-in-law* (*delete as applicable) has nothing better to do than build sub-standard s**t that they are quite capable of doing themselves if they hadn't suddenly dumped all of their feminist principles and developed "XX-chromosome blonde-ignorance syndrome."

Well, I'm swedish... so 20/20. Easy peasy.

The best IKEA-name is the shoehorn "Omsorg". As I happen to know that it's beeing used for spanking quite often.

(Omsorg = Care, like in taking care of somebody.)

Once we visited our famous IKEA store in Wommelgem, Belgium, armed with a load of cards and a marker pen and started adding cards to common stuff in the store.

We added "TRAPP" to the stairs, "BLUSSER" to the fire extinguister, "LIFTT to the elevator doors etc...

Was quite funny till they kicked us out. The security guy had to hide his smile tho

IZ.

11/20