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I'm just off to the shops
Posted: 08 Jan 2014, 22:26
by markfiend
Does anyone want anything bringing back?
Posted: 08 Jan 2014, 22:40
by GC
Packet of MonsterMunch and two cans of Kestrel SuperStrength...pay you back later.
Posted: 08 Jan 2014, 23:47
by Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
I'm fine - but thanks for asking
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 00:55
by Pista
Am I too late?
A sherbet fountain would be champion if they have any
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 01:21
by blackandgold65
4 Blackjacks and a Fruit Salad please...
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 01:58
by Being645
Liquorice? Wine gum? Cigs? ... Hhm, no. A lovely Newcastle's, please (if they should have some) . If not so, any sort of stout will do...
...
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 04:12
by James Blast
Yeah, get me an HL circa 2003.
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 10:04
by markfiend
I'm trying James.
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 10:33
by Silver_Owl
markfiend wrote:I'm trying James.
Can I have a bag of gravel please?
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 11:11
by Izzy HaveMercy
James Blast wrote:Yeah, get me an HL circa 2003.
Indeed?
IZ.
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 11:13
by splintered thing
a drill, some hedge trimmers and some ordinary household bleach
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 12:48
by GC
blackandgold65 wrote:4 Blackjacks and a Fruit Salad please...
Now that takes me back
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 12:53
by Silver_Owl
Gollum's Cock wrote:blackandgold65 wrote:4 Blackjacks and a Fruit Salad please...
Now that takes me back
Grab me a Texan bar while you're at it Mark.
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 12:59
by markfiend
How about a game of "let's pick the most disturbing combination of three items you can". I saw this on another forum where the winning entry was...
A bottle of gin
A bottle of aspirin
One single wire coat-hanger
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 13:29
by Bartek
-pack of condoms;
-Mr. clean or Domestos;
-horseradish.
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 13:33
by Silver_Owl
Bartek wrote:-pack of condoms;
-Mr. clean or Domestos;
-horseradish.
I've just been sick.
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 13:45
by Bartek
i tried to do my best
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 14:31
by markfiend
blimey.
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 19:35
by Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
James Blast wrote:Yeah, get me an HL circa 2003.
You'll find this in the magazine aisle,
@MarkFiend. It's one of the two free gifts with this month's nostalgia magazine, along with a pair of rose-tinted specs.
Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 20:28
by emilystrange
surprise me.
Posted: 10 Jan 2014, 09:31
by Bonksi
Posted: 10 Jan 2014, 11:11
by psichonaut
...and two steacks of human ass
Posted: 10 Jan 2014, 12:41
by Silver_Owl
psichonaut wrote:...and two steacks of human ass
Jeffrey never read Smash Hits....
Posted: 10 Jan 2014, 15:24
by mh
markfiend wrote:How about a game of "let's pick the most disturbing combination of three items you can".
OK, I'm in.
- A copy of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
- A gimp suit.
- Some root vegetables.
Posted: 10 Jan 2014, 17:03
by James Blast
a giant poisoned electric head
a melon
and
a screwdriver
@Nikolas Vitus Lagartija you widnae ken