Eldritch - Uncyclopedia

THE place for your Sisters-related comments, questions and snippets of Sisters information. For those who do not know, The Sisters of Mercy are a rock'n'roll band. And a pop band. And an industrial groove machine. Or so they say. They make records. Lots of records, apparently. But not in your galaxy. They play concerts. Lots of concerts, actually. But you still cannot see them. So what's it all about, Alfie? This is one of the few tightly-moderated forums on Heartland, so please keep on-topic. All off-topic posts will either be moved or deleted. Chairman Bux is the editor and the editor's decision is final. Danke.
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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Andrew_Eldritch

Apologies if you've all seen it before but I hadn't and it made me laugh a bit... :wink:
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and went on to become well known for his (non) goth musical style, (non) gothic outfits, general (non) gothicness and for being loosely associated with Patricia Morrisson's huge tits.
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Barely anyone outside of the goth scene would have ever heard of the Sisters of Mercy were it not for Patricia's enormous tits.
There may actually be an element of truth in that. ;)
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(Redirected from Yvonne Eldritch)

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mh wrote:
Barely anyone outside of the goth scene would have ever heard of the Sisters of Mercy were it not for Patricia's enormous tits.
There may actually be an element of truth in that. ;)
Patricia is 'as a pancake' in my books, remember these girls?
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Oh James! The uncyclopedia DID make me think of your booby fetish - hilarious :lol: :notworthy:
When I was 14 I wanted so badly to be a ginger Patricia.......sigh....
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