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What's one you have or have had, about anything?

I'll start. I had a theory that ex-Banshees drummer Kenny Morris (2nd from left at 02:17)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DssAeuk4Zw

after disappearing, moved to Leeds and became Andrew Eldritch. The features were kind of right, the musical speciality was right and the timing was right (1979). Alex Jones, eat your heart out.

What's your crazy theory?


XidiouX

I have a crazy idea that Lee Oswald was the man who shot JFK.

And who was the guy who shot LHO?

Jack Ruby.

XidiouX wrote:What's one you have or have had, about anything?

I'll start. I had a theory that ex-Banshees drummer Kenny Morris (2nd from left at 02:17)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DssAeuk4Zw

after disappearing, moved to Leeds and became Andrew Eldritch. The features were kind of right, the musical speciality was right and the timing was right (1979). Alex Jones, eat your heart out.

What's your crazy theory?
XidiouX

that theory is stupid only because of one single reason: this guy is talles from group.

..maybe he's standing on a box or possibly walking in the air - or was that Aled Jones

And who shot Cock Robin?

i once shot myself cock rubbing...it was a saucy present for my missus but i had to delete it in case i accidentally sent it to my gran...

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i once shot myself cock rubbing...it was a saucy present for my missus but i had to delete it in case i accidentally sent it to my gran...

I'm so glad you're back after all these years!

IZ.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i once shot myself cock rubbing...it was a saucy present for my missus but i had to delete it in case i accidentally sent it to my gran...

BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

stufarq wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i once shot myself cock rubbing...it was a saucy present for my missus but i had to delete it in case i accidentally sent it to my gran...

BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

i choose to interpret your post as praise, as these days "sick" means something quite different. i am sure that you "is well down wiv da kids" and that "filth" possibly has also adopted a new meaning (which is a shame as "the filth" is my second favourite name for "the pigs".)

Yeh, you is filfy sick, blud.

Whatevs.

Electricity's thinner in the USA.
That's why their plugs are smaller.

Pista wrote:Electricity's thinner in the USA....

about the only thing that is...

(not sure If it hasn't been said here before. Probably).

W. Hussey and Von were the same person until W. Hussey and Bono started to be the same person too. No theories yet, but this has just deeply confused me since I was a child. (that guitarist! fantastic)

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million voices wrote:..maybe he's standing on a box or possibly walking in the air - or was that Aled Jones

Or maybe he's just getting ready to walk on the ceiling...

Bartek wrote: that theory is stupid only because of one single reason: this guy is talles from group.

Second from left, not from right.


XidiouX

RibbonGirl wrote:(not sure If it hasn't been said here before. Probably).

W. Hussey and Von were the same person until W. Hussey and Bono started to be the same person too. No theories yet, but this has just deeply confused me since I was a child. (that guitarist! fantastic)

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Bono ?? He looks very like a certain elderly lady from our local bingo club.

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:He looks very like a certain elderly lady from our local bingo club.

Have they ever been seen together? Maybe it's the case that by day he's an unassuming faded rock star, but by night he stalks the streets fighting crime as Bingo Lady!!!

88 - two fat ladies!
66 - clickety-click!
25000 - jihad!!!

mh wrote:

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:He looks very like a certain elderly lady from our local bingo club.

Have they ever been seen together? Maybe it's the case that by day he's an unassuming faded rock star, but by night he stalks the streets fighting crime as Bingo Lady!!!

88 - two fat ladies!
66 - clickety-click!
25000 - jihad!!!