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Including this message, I have apparently made 250 contributions to this esteemed forum. I'm sorry that most of them were *&^£ $"@! Especially of late. Sorry to anyone I could have offended. That includes Black Planet.

I shall now go and bask in my imaginary glory.
Chris

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MrChris wrote:Including this message, I have apparently made 250 contributions to this esteemed forum. I'm sorry that most of them were *&^£ $"@! Especially of late. Sorry to anyone I could have offended. That includes Black Planet.

I shall now go and bask in my imaginary glory.
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
Congratulations! Expect an invoice from me. :wink:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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MrChris wrote:Including this message, I have apparently made 250 contributions to this esteemed forum. I'm sorry that most of them were *&^£ $"@! Especially of late. Sorry to anyone I could have offended. That includes Black Planet.

I shall now go and bask in my imaginary glory.
Wot? Did I miss something?

:wink: :wink:
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Black Planet wrote:
MrChris wrote:Including this message, I have apparently made 250 contributions to this esteemed forum. I'm sorry that most of them were *&^£ $"@! Especially of late. Sorry to anyone I could have offended. That includes Black Planet.

I shall now go and bask in my imaginary glory.
Wot? Did I miss something?

:wink: :wink:
The whole power outage, culture clash thing a couple of days ago. If I offended you, sorry. If not, even better. I got the boot today, by the way, thank you very much indeed. I'm going to copy the cover, and offer it on the weeding thread as soon as poss.
Chris

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MrChris wrote:Including this message, I have apparently made 250 contributions to this esteemed forum. I'm sorry that most of them were *&^£ $"@! Especially of late. Sorry to anyone I could have offended. That includes Black Planet.

I shall now go and bask in my imaginary glory.
Yup, you really squeezed those last few out :P
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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Black Planet wrote:
MrChris wrote:Including this message, I have apparently made 250 contributions to this esteemed forum. I'm sorry that most of them were *&^£ $"@! Especially of late. Sorry to anyone I could have offended. That includes Black Planet.

I shall now go and bask in my imaginary glory.
Wot? Did I miss something?

:wink: :wink:
Planet's new sig. Whacked out Jim? Never ... :wink:

Lay Down, Lie Back, Shut Up, Submit
Peel It Off Baby This Is It.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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I'll stop doing that now.
Chris

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well done
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:
MrChris wrote:Including this message, I have apparently made 250 contributions to this esteemed forum. I'm sorry that most of them were *&^£ $"@! Especially of late. Sorry to anyone I could have offended. That includes Black Planet.

I shall now go and bask in my imaginary glory.
Wot? Did I miss something?

:wink: :wink:
Planet's new sig. Whacked out Jim? Never ... :wink:

Lay Down, Lie Back, Shut Up, Submit
Peel It Off Baby This Is It.
But Johnny, tis simply the teaching of our good lord Z. Planet and I live by his examples.
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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Jim wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote: Wot? Did I miss something?

:wink: :wink:
Planet's new sig. Whacked out Jim? Never ... :wink:

Lay Down, Lie Back, Shut Up, Submit
Peel It Off Baby This Is It.
But Johnny, tis simply the teaching of our good lord Z. Planet and I live by his examples.
Oh :oops:

I thought she was practising her Eldy chat up line. Guess when the conversation gets round to Bill Haley and early Cliff I'll be able to contribute something meaningfull. :cry:
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Jim wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote: Wot? Did I miss something?

:wink: :wink:
Planet's new sig. Whacked out Jim? Never ... :wink:

Lay Down, Lie Back, Shut Up, Submit
Peel It Off Baby This Is It.
But Johnny, tis simply the teaching of our good lord Z. Planet and I live by his examples.
:D :D :D

Tattooed Beat Messiah.....God what a song! And Johnny, my new avatar is the Man himself.... I love those leather clad self professed love god lotharios. :wink: They can talk like that to me all day long... :innocent:

Here Ya go JohnnyBoy..in all it's glory:

Your Feline Beauty Is Physical Proof That
Love Is Woman Baby, Love Is The Truth
Well I Ain't A Woman That's For Sure
I'll Say Anything To Get You On The Floor
You Look So Fine Pure And Good
I Wanna Throw You On The Ground Babe
And Cover You In Mud
Silver Tongued But I Ain't No Liar
Baby Baby Baby Set My Bed On Fire

I'm The Tattooed Beat Messiah
Baby Nobody Can Take You Higher

I'm The Reverb Saint I'm The King Of Flies
I Think You Guessed I Ain't Like Other Guys
Lay Down, Lie Back, Shut Up, Submit
Peel It Off Baby This Is It.
I Got A Six Shooting Schizo Psycho Rod
Kiss The Barrel Baby Meet Your God
Sparkle Dust At My Finger Tips
Gonna Burn Your Butt, Bruise Your Lips

I'm The Tattooed Beat Messiah
I Said Nobody Can Take You Higher

This Gun Never Waits This Gun Devestates
Crystal Clear I Got A Diamond Shot
Gonna Kill You Twice Baby I'm Red Hot
Lots Of Girls Tried They Lied And Died
Got To Close To The Starry Host
Grease Baby Dirt Trash Sex Appeal
Zip Fly Pop I Feel Too Real Kill
Me Tattooed Beat Messiah.

Oh and MrChris...after my last post to that thread I stopped looking at that s**t..not worth the headache. It's all forgotten...Glad you got the boot!! I hope you like it!! :D
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Black Planet wrote:
Jim wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote: Planet's new sig. Whacked out Jim? Never ... :wink:

Lay Down, Lie Back, Shut Up, Submit
Peel It Off Baby This Is It.
But Johnny, tis simply the teaching of our good lord Z. Planet and I live by his examples.
:D :D :D

Tattooed Beat Messiah.....God what a song! And Johnny, my new avatar is the Man himself.... I love those leather clad self professed love god lotharios. :wink: They can talk like that to me all day long... :innocent:

Here Ya go JohnnyBoy..in all it's glory:

Your Feline Beauty Is Physical Proof That
Love Is Woman Baby, Love Is The Truth
Well I Ain't A Woman That's For Sure
I'll Say Anything To Get You On The Floor
You Look So Fine Pure And Good
I Wanna Throw You On The Ground Babe
And Cover You In Mud
Silver Tongued But I Ain't No Liar
Baby Baby Baby Set My Bed On Fire

I'm The Tattooed Beat Messiah
Baby Nobody Can Take You Higher

I'm The Reverb Saint I'm The King Of Flies
I Think You Guessed I Ain't Like Other Guys
Lay Down, Lie Back, Shut Up, Submit
Peel It Off Baby This Is It.
I Got A Six Shooting Schizo Psycho Rod
Kiss The Barrel Baby Meet Your God
Sparkle Dust At My Finger Tips
Gonna Burn Your Butt, Bruise Your Lips

I'm The Tattooed Beat Messiah
I Said Nobody Can Take You Higher

This Gun Never Waits This Gun Devestates
Crystal Clear I Got A Diamond Shot
Gonna Kill You Twice Baby I'm Red Hot
Lots Of Girls Tried They Lied And Died
Got To Close To The Starry Host
Grease Baby Dirt Trash Sex Appeal
Zip Fly Pop I Feel Too Real Kill
Me Tattooed Beat Messiah.

Oh and MrChris...after my last post to that thread I stopped looking at that ****..not worth the headache. It's all forgotten...Glad you got the boot!! I hope you like it!! :D
Thanks Planet :eek: Er ... glad you volunteered that. It's ...er lovely. :?

*panicks and starts looking for Nurse and his afternoon Valium*
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:
Jim wrote: But Johnny, tis simply the teaching of our good lord Z. Planet and I live by his examples.
:D :D :D

Tattooed Beat Messiah.....God what a song! And Johnny, my new avatar is the Man himself.... I love those leather clad self professed love god lotharios. :wink: They can talk like that to me all day long... :innocent:

Here Ya go JohnnyBoy..in all it's glory:

Your Feline Beauty Is Physical Proof That
Love Is Woman Baby, Love Is The Truth
Well I Ain't A Woman That's For Sure
I'll Say Anything To Get You On The Floor
You Look So Fine Pure And Good
I Wanna Throw You On The Ground Babe
And Cover You In Mud
Silver Tongued But I Ain't No Liar
Baby Baby Baby Set My Bed On Fire

I'm The Tattooed Beat Messiah
Baby Nobody Can Take You Higher

I'm The Reverb Saint I'm The King Of Flies
I Think You Guessed I Ain't Like Other Guys
Lay Down, Lie Back, Shut Up, Submit
Peel It Off Baby This Is It.
I Got A Six Shooting Schizo Psycho Rod
Kiss The Barrel Baby Meet Your God
Sparkle Dust At My Finger Tips
Gonna Burn Your Butt, Bruise Your Lips

I'm The Tattooed Beat Messiah
I Said Nobody Can Take You Higher

This Gun Never Waits This Gun Devestates
Crystal Clear I Got A Diamond Shot
Gonna Kill You Twice Baby I'm Red Hot
Lots Of Girls Tried They Lied And Died
Got To Close To The Starry Host
Grease Baby Dirt Trash Sex Appeal
Zip Fly Pop I Feel Too Real Kill
Me Tattooed Beat Messiah.

Oh and MrChris...after my last post to that thread I stopped looking at that ****..not worth the headache. It's all forgotten...Glad you got the boot!! I hope you like it!! :D
Thanks Planet :eek: Er ... glad you volunteered that. It's ...er lovely. :?

*panicks and starts looking for Nurse and his afternoon Valium*
[naff french accent]ooh, ma dicky tickurr[/naff french accent]
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Oh come on, don't you find Zodiac's lyric's a bit funny?

You ought to hear it...much better with all the guitars and drums and his lovely voice!

Do you have any Zodiac?

I got an idea.....;)
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Black Planet wrote:Oh come on, don't you find Zodiac's lyric's a bit funny?

You ought to hear it...much better with all the guitars and drums and his lovely voice!

Do you have any Zodiac?

I got an idea.....;)
NO! NO! NO! :eek:
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Congrats! :notworthy:
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Black Planet wrote:Oh come on, don't you find Zodiac's lyric's a bit funny?

You ought to hear it...much better with all the guitars and drums and his lovely voice!

Do you have any Zodiac?

I got an idea.....;)

Ive was listening to that album all weekend!! Spooky!!

"Well I love TV and I love T- Rex" - masterful stuff!! :notworthy:
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MrChris wrote:Including this message, I have apparently made 250 contributions to this esteemed forum. I'm sorry that most of them were *&^£ $"@! Especially of late. Sorry to anyone I could have offended. That includes Black Planet.

I shall now go and bask in my imaginary glory.
Congrats 8)
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