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... someone thinks "what if we made the beer bottle SMALLER?"



IZ.

smaller bottle, less beer. more expensive, bigger profits

Now I can finally drink 10 duvels Iz

This would make it easier to swallow at least one bottle

smaller bottle same (or more expensive) price, I'd wager
it's too dear to get wasted on over here in Ghillie Jockoland. I drink Absolut and Sprite at minus 30 these days

Morrisons do a nice line in McGuigan Black Label Merlot. Easy on the ulcer.

Francis wrote:Morrisons do a nice line in McGuigan Black Label Merlot. Easy on the ulcer.

Ha! one of my faves... a long way from home!

I always thought the bottles were too small to start with.


Until I'd necked a couple

... they get a dick, commonly known as a bass player

It's kinda cute, that little fella. Being a dad must have made me even softer than before