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Another Dodgy Eldritch Anecdote
Posted: 22 Aug 2003, 14:18
by karin
Last night Mr Karin was chatting to a woman from Beggars Banquet who used to work for Warner Brothers. She said she and some suits were having a meeting with Eldritch about the art work for an elpee (don't know which one) .
Nothing was good enough for Eldritch and he was behaving like the quintessential stoned and arsey rawk star. The meeting ran on and on the suits couldn't do a thing with him until the 18 year old trainee secretary, fed up at having to wait for her lunch, gave Eldritch a piece of her mind which included the question who the f**k do you thinkyou are ? The art work was decided on and the meeting wrapped up.
The moral is for all those people gagging for a new elpee, don't rely on the suits to co-erce Eldritch into coming to some agreement, sent your little sister to bawl him out instead.
Posted: 22 Aug 2003, 19:24
by MrChris
My little sister has a very high pitched squawk. Does anyone have Mr Eldritch's address?
Posted: 22 Aug 2003, 20:06
by pikkrong
MrChris wrote:My little sister has a very high pitched squawk. Does anyone have Mr Eldritch's address?
"Hey, old man, give me a record! What's that - something Jurassic - yuck! I don't want it. Now give me a new record! Right now."
Posted: 23 Aug 2003, 10:58
by whitesatin
Posted: 23 Aug 2003, 22:40
by Serendipityhaven
whats hardest won(or in this case longest awaited for),will be prized highest.
if/when something is released under TSOM banner,you know its going to be pre ordered to the max.
i do believe Mr E,loves to keep his audience waiting,and wanting whilst he toys with their affections and strains the depths of their loyalties.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: 24 Aug 2003, 16:29
by karin
Re: Another Dodgy Eldritch Anecdote
Posted: 25 Aug 2003, 12:45
by Chairman Bux
karin wrote:Last night Mr Karin was chatting to a woman from Beggars Banquet who used to work for Warner Brothers. She said she and some suits were having a meeting with Eldritch about the art work for an elpee (don't know which one) .
Nothing was good enough for Eldritch and he was behaving like the quintessential stoned and arsey rawk star. The meeting ran on and on the suits couldn't do a thing with him until the 18 year old trainee secretary, fed up at having to wait for her lunch, gave Eldritch a piece of her mind which included the question who the f**k do you thinkyou are ? The art work was decided on and the meeting wrapped up.
The moral is for all those people gagging for a new elpee, don't rely on the suits to co-erce Eldritch into coming to some agreement, sent your little sister to bawl him out instead.
You'd be disappointed by anything less than the "quintessential stoned and arsey rawk star" approach.
Re: Another Dodgy Eldritch Anecdote
Posted: 07 Sep 2003, 07:31
by karin
[quote="Chairman Bux"
You'd be disappointed by anything less than the "quintessential stoned and arsey rawk star" approach.
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Actually I'd be bitterly disappointed if I got my allotted 5 minutes with Eldritch ( or half hour if we were shagging ) and it was wasted with a stoned and up his own arse attitude.... so that's as much as you know.
Furthermore I wasn't there for the actual telling of said anecdote but when it was imparted to me over the cornflakes next day I did stick up for Eldritch informing Mr. K that Eldritch had a phase of taking coke some years ago and by his own admission it turned him into a complete w***er.
Posted: 07 Sep 2003, 12:30
by MrChris
I know the feeling, I get really excitable if I drink Pepsi.
Coke revisited
Posted: 12 Sep 2003, 22:12
by Doktor_ Von_ Leipzig
Makes sense..... coke sometimes turns you into an arrogant , megalomaniac asshole............. well... if you are one of those to begin with.... go figure..
Cheers,
Paul
Posted: 13 Sep 2003, 20:56
by jenzi-benzi
COKE
Does anyone have something against it'?
Posted: 13 Sep 2003, 21:50
by Drsisters
Alcohol and mirror powder makes one go insane after a few days party, believe me
Posted: 13 Sep 2003, 23:43
by Andy TG
jenzi-benzi wrote:COKE
Does anyone have something against it'?
I prefer DIET Coke meself
- Only half the active ingredients of "The Real Thing"
Posted: 13 Sep 2003, 23:48
by Quiff Boy
always been a dr pepper man meself...
Posted: 14 Sep 2003, 12:44
by Padstar
Ahhh... Dr Pepper.... me too !
paddy.
Posted: 14 Sep 2003, 19:16
by CellThree
Mmm...
Dr Pepper
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 pint glass with 1/3 of lager and 1/3 of coke in it.
Drop shot glass into 1/2 pint glass and down it!
Yum yum!
Posted: 14 Sep 2003, 22:46
by karin
Drsisters wrote:Alcohol and mirror powder makes one go insane after a few days party, believe me
True
Oh how very droll you all are with your discussions of the relative merits of the various carbonated, teeth rotting confections on the market.
but I'm reminded of a very funny poem almost all of which I've forgotten and the name of the woman who wrote it escapes me too
It's called 'My Night with a Rock Star' -
'We went to movies , it was 'Ghostbusters' all night. He leant over to utter those three magic words "Pass the wine.."
'He kept disappearing to the toilet with the beginnings of a cold. Did he offer me any... NO ! '
