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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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That'll be me then. I've lurked and now I've joined. Hope that's alright. I've liked TSOM for some time, but I've stopped counting that sort of thing these days, its too depressing.

Anyway, howdy.
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Welcome aboard, newbie scum! :lol: :notworthy:
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Welcome new noob.
:D

My turn.

The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite.......YCBTO. Yes or no?
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Ignore that shite Sisters' question that always gets thrown at newbies, Phil.

Let's get more real.

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Hello Phil

nice avatar. ;D
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Pista wrote:Welcome new noob.
:D

My turn.

The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite.......YCBTO. Yes or no?
Whatever it is, im most impressed.
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Phil wrote:
Pista wrote:Welcome new noob.
:D

My turn.

The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite.......YCBTO. Yes or no?
Whatever it is, im most impressed.
Great answer :lol: :notworthy:

Welcome 8)
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Phil wrote:
Pista wrote:Welcome new noob.
:D

My turn.

The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite.......YCBTO. Yes or no?
Whatever it is, im most impressed.
:lol: :notworthy:
Cheers.
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Pista wrote:
Phil wrote:
Pista wrote:Welcome new noob.
:D

My turn.

The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite.......YCBTO. Yes or no?
Whatever it is, im most impressed.
:lol: :notworthy:
I can't speak for anyone else, but I can say that "I'm most impressed" by the speed and quality of the kitchen that Phil's guys installed last week...

Welcome to the jungle. 8)
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Phil wrote:
Pista wrote:Welcome new noob.
:D

My turn.

The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite.......YCBTO. Yes or no?
Whatever it is, im most impressed.
:notworthy: I like you :notworthy:
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Phil wrote:
Pista wrote:Welcome new noob.
:D

My turn.

The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite.......YCBTO. Yes or no?
Whatever it is, im most impressed.
I assume we can count that as another yes.

Great thread title, @Phil ! Welcome. :D
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Scum?
It takes years to achieve that status.
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Hi Phil ... :D ...
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Hi Phil, great title for your first thread! Welcome 8)
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welcome to HL Phil. 8)

btw, isn't it so much more friendly, this trend in people saying "hello"properly, rather than just turning up, robbing the weeding section blind, and fucking off to try and flog cd-r's on ebay. :notworthy:
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Welcome :D
So, nice to have another proud 'Yes' among us :lol:
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Phil wrote:That'll be me then. I've lurked and now I've joined. Hope that's alright. I've liked TSOM for some time, but I've stopped counting that sort of thing these days, its too depressing.

Anyway, howdy.

Welcome to the crazy dark side, noob. :D
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: btw, isn't it so much more friendly, this trend in people saying "hello"properly, rather than just turning up, robbing the weeding section blind, and fucking off to try and flog cd-r's on ebay. :notworthy:
Absolutely. I intend to give it at least a week before I start all that.
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Phil wrote:
Pista wrote:Welcome new noob.
:D

My turn.

The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite.......YCBTO. Yes or no?
Whatever it is, im most impressed.
now that's what i call good intro.

Ahoi! :kiss:
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Ignore that shite Sisters' question that always gets thrown at newbies, Phil.

Let's get more real.

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oh, cheer the f**k up! and stop jumping with that fussball thing. :twisted:
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:lol:
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Howdy!
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What a coincidence. :?

Hello anyway Phil...welcome. :)
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