We are crazier,we drink more.Happy Left-Handers day
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 12:47
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We are crazier,we drink more.Happy Left-Handers day
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Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 12:48
corky-dobbers.
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 12:57
Saw this on twitter earlier.
Left Handers of the world unite. We have nothing to lose except our terribly smudged handwriting.
Left Handers of the world unite. We have nothing to lose except our terribly smudged handwriting.
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 13:37
Do something for your other hand - jerk off right hand.
As a natural born lefty I'm pissed to read that I can be angrier because of being that way.
And f**k off with such day.
As a natural born lefty I'm pissed to read that I can be angrier because of being that way.
And f**k off with such day.
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 13:42
long before i started using a computer mouse daily i had adopted the practice of wanking with my left-hand even though i am naturally right-handed. wasn't that lucky? 
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 14:06
Interesting fuckt, thanks for sharing 
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I'm using mouse with my right hand, but I can use both hands on this. I can't throw my left and (to be more precise I throw like a girl).
.I'm using mouse with my right hand, but I can use both hands on this. I can't throw my left and (to be more precise I throw like a girl).
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 14:36
Luddites, the lot of you! I've got one of these which means I can keep both hands free for wanking and sometimes put the 2nd XI in to bat.
As it were.
As it were.
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 14:39
all is well while your dicks are not strictly designed for right hand only
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 14:39
You have your own fighter pilot to wank you off?
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 14:46
Toss off with that wanking talk. Both hands on desk.
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 15:04
Since the government is "hard up" for the odd billion quids, they're open to offers from the private sector to help make ends meet. And I've always fancied men in uniform.million voices wrote:You have your own fighter pilot to wank you off?
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 15:40
some sort of docking protocol?EvilBastard wrote:help make ends meet. ... always fancied men in uniform.
and your new-fangled helmet's all very well but my gnarly ol' german one has never let me down (except perhaps when i've caught it in a zip...)
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 15:44
I'm a full on lefty. Tried doing "that" with my right hand. No go.
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 16:06
Oh dear. Trust you lot to lower the tone.
As it happens, I use my mouse left-handed... to try to stave off RSI damage to my right wrist.
You bunch of dirty-minded bastards
As it happens, I use my mouse left-handed... to try to stave off RSI damage to my right wrist.
You bunch of dirty-minded bastards
Posted: 13 Aug 2014, 17:16
I blame Teh Internetsmarkfiend wrote:You bunch of dirty-minded bastards
Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 17:37
docking protocol now availableeastmidswhizzkid wrote:some sort of docking protocol?EvilBastard wrote:help make ends meet. ... always fancied men in uniform.
and your new-fangled helmet's all very well but my gnarly ol' german one has never let me down (except perhaps when i've caught it in a zip...)
http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed-fl ... u-can-bone
Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 17:38
i was happy from my first pair of left handed scissors; always the simple things in life
Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 18:15
paint it black wrote:docking protocol now availableeastmidswhizzkid wrote:some sort of docking protocol?EvilBastard wrote:help make ends meet. ... always fancied men in uniform.
and your new-fangled helmet's all very well but my gnarly ol' german one has never let me down (except perhaps when i've caught it in a zip...)
http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed-fl ... u-can-bone
for the price of an i-pad i would expect an actual woman.Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 19:08
Ah, but you get Siri, who is everything you could ask for in a woman, and more...eastmidswhizzkid wrote:paint it black wrote:docking protocol now availableeastmidswhizzkid wrote: some sort of docking protocol?
and your new-fangled helmet's all very well but my gnarly ol' german one has never let me down (except perhaps when i've caught it in a zip...)
http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed-fl ... u-can-bone
Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 19:27
Feels like someone else.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:li had adopted the practice of wanking with my left-hand even though i am naturally right-handed.
Innit.
Posted: 15 Aug 2014, 13:47
allegedly.