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does anyone know a good firm who can print bulk (well, 100 ish) for a reasonable price? photo wall calendars.
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I would guesss that Vistaprint might be a good start?
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aye, i looked, is not so bad.
i know i can sell, it's the upfront cost that's going to be a problem.
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not naked teachers is it? i'm sure that wouldn't be appropriate. :lol:
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NO.
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emilystrange wrote:NO.
Nekkid students, then..? :innocent:
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Staffroom selfies?
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I would imagine that sticking to standard paper sizes etc. & not going too "custom" would keep costs down
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EvilBastard wrote:Nekkid students, then..? :innocent:
Not cool. You do know that our lovely emily teaches infants don't you? 6-7-year-olds?
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markfiend wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:Nekkid students, then..? :innocent:
Not cool. You do know that our lovely emily teaches infants don't you? 6-7-year-olds?
Whoops :oops: ...did not know that...

Although I'd like to hope that the tone was interpreted as firmly tongue-in-cheek, no Saviles over here (although...oh shizz, now my trips to SEAsia are being interpreted in a whole different light! :eek: )
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That's OK then. :lol:
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So if I ignore the content suggestions above; what exactly is the content Jo? Who knows, you may be able to generate some sales here on HL. :?:
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johnny, you know perfectly well what's in it and that I won't get any sales on here!

basically, it is my Darkness fanzine's 10th birthday this year and i wanted to do a calendar. run a competition for fans' best live photos to go in it. profits to charity, etc.
this is def not absolutely certain, but...
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Did you ever consider that some of us might love you, we'd buy one, and immediately ask you to resell it? All profits going to charity? :)

You are a bit dim sometimes. :kiss:
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yes, sometimes! but then it's not definite yet so hadn't even thought about it!
it's going to cost £600 at least, depending on factors, which is a lot up front even if i do get rid of them all. a bit of a leap of faith!
50% profits would go to the Sophie Lancaster Foundation, other half to whatever TD want. They like the Teenage Cancer Trust, I know.
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Both admiral charities, and I do believe the band over in Fat Bob-land are supporters of the Teenage Cancer Trust. Remember the missing tambourine?

At the end of the day £600 is a lot to shell-out, but with the right marketing and assistance, you could be on to a (charitable) winner. :wink:
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i need to find out if it's a goer, first. my top amount is 300 atm.
these would be collector's things really, fan base stuff. i can reach a goodly number of those.
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If you have a mock up & a url, I can get them tweeted around a bit to drum up even more interest :D
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:) i suppose i better kick some arse
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I agree with Johnny Rev's earlier comment

There are probably quite a few people on this site who'd be quite happy to pay good money to not have to get a Darkness Calendar
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million voices wrote:I agree with Johnny Rev's earlier comment

There are probably quite a few people on this site who'd be quite happy to pay good money to not have to get a Darkness Calendar
I really shouldn't be laughing at this. I really shouldn't be laughing at this. I really shouldn't... ahem :oops:
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million voices wrote:There are probably quite a few people on this site who'd be quite happy to pay good money to not have to get a Darkness Calendar.
rien wrote:I really shouldn't be laughing at this.
:lol:

It's all about support for Jo. If she's prepared to gamble, she may be pleasantly surprised what other black-ops come into play. :von:
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i laughed :D
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sorry if my earlier flippant comment was a prelude to anyone being dismissive of this threads intent. when you've got a massive brain having a gob that outdoes it can be a curse.. :oops:
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i laughed at that as well!
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glad to hear it -you know i love you jo. :kiss:
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