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Would you like to see one? I know I would, if they did it right.
It couldn't be a long one though, given the amount of public knowledge on andrews life.
if so, what would you like to see in the film? Who do you think could portray Mr. Von? What about the marx and hussey?
I've been thinking about it, and I could see one actually being quite entertaining in a Velvet Goldmine meets Withnail and I sorta way.

"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

A biopic of should go totally overboard. Portray him as popular mythology has him, milk all the cliches and myths as much as possible, and blow the tiniest rumours totally out of proportion.

That's the only way to do it.

mh wrote:"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

A biopic of should go totally overboard. Portray him as popular mythology has him, milk all the cliches and myths as much as possible, and blow the tiniest rumours totally out of proportion.

That's the only way to do it.

That's Hollywood Biopics, I assume? no, not like that.

Can Chris Corner act?

Wait. JOHNNY DEPP. It would be hilarious!

Alfie Allen would have the cheekbones... and the teeth... he's way too burly, though.

(all of these are a similar height. Yes, I checked.)

Oh! Burn Gorman! Bit too tall, though...

LyanvisAberrant wrote:no, not like that.

No, exactly like that. It should be gonzoid, overblown, bombastic, pretentious, and if Bruce Willis plus explosions don't appear at least 5 times then somebody isn't doing their job.

I heard he's doing a pron film:
A c*ck in a soft place....

weebleswobble wrote:I heard he's doing a pron film:
A c*ck in a soft place....

Oh dear, the puns thread has started leaking. Soon all threads are going to be puns based on TSoM lyrics/titles.

LyanvisAberrant wrote:Would you like to see one? I know I would, if they did it right.
...

Nobody could do it in a way I'd like to see it ... on the other hand, in that way nobody should do it, anyway ...

mh wrote:

LyanvisAberrant wrote:no, not like that.

No, exactly like that. It should be gonzoid, overblown, bombastic, pretentious, and if Bruce Willis plus explosions don't appear at least 5 times then somebody isn't doing their job.

I'm with you on that, Michael. I think

Yep. Michael has it spot on.

rien wrote: Wait. JOHNNY DEPP. It would be hilarious!

Good documentary would be enough.

Well it's good to see everyone has a positive attitude.

LyanvisAberrant wrote:Would you like to see one? I know I would, if they did it ...
I've been thinking about it...

Have just been a sent a link to this ...
http://www.starnow.co.uk/Casting-Calls/ ... biopic.htm
At first I thought it was you behind this, @Lyanvis Aberrant, but then I noticed the alleged height of the subject and wondered if was funding a vanity project.

Does the Fav still have a pool table, if it does film it there to the soundtrack of Cat People and Uncertain Smile lol, then off to the Warehouse

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:

LyanvisAberrant wrote:Would you like to see one? I know I would, if they did it ...
I've been thinking about it...

Have just been a sent a link to this ...
http://www.starnow.co.uk/Casting-Calls/ ... biopic.htm
At first I thought it was you behind this, @Lyanvis Aberrant, but then I noticed the alleged height of the subject and wondered if was funding a vanity project.

Bloody hell you found that quick. Yeah, I'm behind that. It's for a friends film making portfolio and I'm producing. And yeah, I didn't really think the hight would matter too much. I don't want to stop people from auditioning just coz they're not midgets

Swinnow wrote:Does the Fav still have a pool table, if it does film it there to the soundtrack of Cat People and Uncertain Smile lol, then off to the Warehouse

No pool tables in the Fav any more. I don't know how long it is since you were there but it's unrecognisable now compared to what it was like in the early 90s.

LyanvisAberrant wrote:

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:

LyanvisAberrant wrote:Would you like to see one? I know I would, if they did it ...
I've been thinking about it...

Have just been a sent a link to this ...
http://www.starnow.co.uk/Casting-Calls/ ... biopic.htm
At first I thought it was you behind this, @Lyanvis Aberrant, but then I noticed the alleged height of the subject and wondered if was funding a vanity project.

Bloody hell you found that quick. Yeah, I'm behind that. It's for a friends film making portfolio and I'm producing. And yeah, I didn't really think the hight would matter too much. I don't want to stop people from auditioning just coz they're not midgets

Good luck with the project and well done for being prepared to have a go. Any chance we'll get to see it when it's done ?

weebleswobble wrote:I heard he's doing a pron film:
A c*ck in a soft place....

10 other sisters-related porno's:

Kiss The Cum,Pet* (*geordie-interest)
Body And Arsehole
Wank Away
Fist And Ass And Always
Jism Thing
Golden Rain From Heaven
Cum Together
Will I Cream?
Sixty-nine While Nine
I Have Slept With All The Girls In Berlin (and gobbled off a donkey).

i really and truly wish i were sorry...

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

weebleswobble wrote:I heard he's doing a pron film:
A c*ck in a soft place....

10 other sisters-related porno's:

Kiss The Cum,Pet* (*geordie-interest)
Body And Arsehole
Wank Away
Fist And Ass And Always
Jism Thing
Golden Rain From Heaven
Cum Together
Will I Cream?
Sixty-nine While Nine
I Have Slept With All The Girls In Berlin (and gobbled off a donkey).

i really and truly wish i were sorry...

you do realise that under the new UK porn laws most of those would be deemed illegal

I prefer any Drafi Deutscher biopic.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

weebleswobble wrote:I heard he's doing a pron film:
A c*ck in a soft place....

10 other sisters-related porno's:

Kiss The Cum,Pet* (*geordie-interest)
Body And Arsehole
Wank Away
Fist And Ass And Always
Jism Thing
Golden Rain From Heaven
Cum Together
Will I Cream?
Sixty-nine While Nine
I Have Slept With All The Girls In Berlin (and gobbled off a donkey).

i really and truly wish i were sorry...

I will love my fellow man
Then we'll have a threesome and I'll love yours

Butt-plug Planet
Gimping Ground

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:

LyanvisAberrant wrote:

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote: Have just been a sent a link to this ...
http://www.starnow.co.uk/Casting-Calls/ ... biopic.htm
At first I thought it was you behind this, @Lyanvis Aberrant, but then I noticed the alleged height of the subject and wondered if was funding a vanity project.

Bloody hell you found that quick. Yeah, I'm behind that. It's for a friends film making portfolio and I'm producing. And yeah, I didn't really think the hight would matter too much. I don't want to stop people from auditioning just coz they're not midgets

Good luck with the project and well done for being prepared to have a go. Any chance we'll get to see it when it's done ?

Well, at least someones showing an ounce of possitivity. Yes, it's gonna be on youtube. Just bare in mind, at the moment all we're making is a trailer, just to get the interest up enough to get enough people in on making the bloody film.

@LyanvisAberrant I don't think anyone realised from your original post that this was an actual project, rather than a theoretical fantasy, hence some of the more flippant answers. Looking forward to seeing the trailer. Will you be using quotes for the voice-over ?